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# TJ
Now this is what I call pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
#
"After the hearing, Craswell's father, who declined to be named, said there should have been barriers to prevent his son from getting on to the railway line. "

WHAT HAPPENED TO TAKING RESPONSIBILITY?? AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING NANNY STATE RANTRANTRANT AAARRRGGKLJHIUO:QWYFDP(YQWOPE89yf09&^_")£^R*IO"NUFYCILEUAYC)(*${)&$+&UQICE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# *pulls Dixon's head onto bosom*
There, there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# =^_^=
kekekekekekekekekekeekkekkekeekekeke
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Chrissakes.
Should read: "I'm a fucking terrible father - I never told him not to go on the railway lines. In fact I used to take him on day trips there. Oh well."

Parents don't have a clue any more.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# *cancels weekend outing with the kids*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# this is strange...
... i remember everyday my mother used to say, without fail, as i left for school "Watch the roads"

and the one time she didnt say it... I GOT RUN OVER!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# 'watch the cars' would hae made more sense
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# that's just parental irresponsibility
that is
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# the cow!!!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Well said Mr Bawls.
I for one, couldn't agree more.

For instance, what's with that "Other films you may enjoy" bollocks at Cineworld? Is there something too hard to understand about "Coming Soon"?

/soapbox
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# It's probably something about
the double-entendre in 'coming soon'.

I personally think the whole world is mad.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# cuming soon shoe-oily?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# I really hate the word 'cuming/cumming'.
It just seems so schoolboy-esque.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# there was some major flaming over it earlier today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Yeah I saw :)
I'm sure the guy meant 'cumin'.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Was there?
I missed that. Got a link?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# The only flaming is Griffin, the big drama queen
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I've spazzed back and seen it.
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# *scratches your eyes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# It's useful though
You try screaming 'I'm about to have an orgasm' when you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Yeah... it's the spelling that really pisses me off.
C-O-M-I-N-G is the way to spell it in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Oh aye, I agree with you there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Hurrah!
Someone who agrees!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# best tell these poor fuckers then
maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=Cumming,+Warren,+Iowa,+United+States&ie=UTF8&om=1&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=57.379893,108.017578&z=14&iwloc=addr
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
pure genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# its the 3 types of recomendations that get me
can't remeber the first one,
recomended by kids for kids
recomened by the 'team' at Cineworld - get to fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# The "Team"?
fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# have you seen the people who work at cinemas?
would you take their recommendation for anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# not a thing. Not even their directions to the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Team Cineworld of course.
Occasionally called Team CW*

*Not in any way affiliated with Captain Wow, Chorizowagon or CaroWallis. Or any other CWs I've forgotted.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# CuntWastrel?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Cwiff Wichard
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# 'Craswell's father, who declined to be named,'
i'll name him: MISTER CRASWELL
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# (senior)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# se~nor!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Good god, I never thought I'd find someone as obsessed with Izzard as I am.
However I am glad that I have, because I don't feel like such a freak any more.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# 'and it wouldn't be 'seen-your' would it, it'd be 'Senor!'.....'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Exactly :D
As I recall it was crabs saying it...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# It was indeed
Louder pig louder pig louder pig mute! La cucaracha the pig...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# I turn you into a.... PIG!
A PIG!... PIG!... Damn batteries...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# I can't see that word without thinking of Eddie Izzard now
postning, mictofluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# how are you sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Well I'm kind of busty...
Oh I see what you mean.

I am okidoki, ta. Busty, as it happens.

AND IT'S FRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Maybe he should just put his son on elastic.
That way he can only stay at the pub as long as he could hold himself there, and he'd get home REALLY quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# What a fab idea
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# *bows*
I am a fab person, is why
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# oddly enough
that made me remember to check to train times
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# What a numpty.
There were some brill ones in the metro of Alice Beer off telly.
Pissed & hugging a traffic cone. They haven't hit the interweb yet....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# she has a great name
a face like a welders bench, but a great name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Here...
img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/12/alicelbeerREX_500x600.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Serves her right
I owned a puffball skirt when I was little and even THEN I knew it was a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Good work
I did look for them
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# what the fuck is she wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# looks like Willem Dafoe in the top frame
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I think its the entrepreneur
aussie guy off of dragons den...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# A big mushroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I think her farts are collecting in her distended rectal membrane and she hasn't noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# a puffball skirt
80s badness
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# excellent
i was like that last night
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# you looked great in that skirt
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# I shouldn't have gone commando though

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)