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[challenge entry] Now that the rule of law and democracy mean nothing....

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# How do you know Cliff Richard is gay at Christmas?
He has been trying to get his releases into the number two spot for decades.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# That doesn't make him gay.
I like sticking my cock into arseholes too.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)
# shall I change it to make is say "anal sex"?
also - maybe you should fuck women with tighter fannies
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)
# I like to chop and change.
I prefer cunts, but arseholes are fun for occasional light relief, much like mouths.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Confuscious say
"come in handy"
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Man who touches penis
come in handy?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Mouths are lovely
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Yes,
Yes they are.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:00, archived)
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(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)