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[challenge entry] Don't tell on santa!
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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:40, archived)
# one time i bought cheese
and then i got home and realised i'd left it on the cheese counter in tescos


true story
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)
# but the cheese counter
had been replaced by a computerised one which could count the cheese much faster when you got back there
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:44, archived)
# you're not funny you know?
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)
# no,
but pished
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)
# GAY!
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:49, archived)
# HUZZAH
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)
# that makes me think of the credits of the rocky horror picture show
FACT
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 3:14, archived)
# so had you
bought it?
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 3:06, archived)
# actually no
i'd merely asked for it, no money had changed hands

it was still upsetting though

edit: incidentally, hooray, a name I recognise
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)
# Horrid, sick, and most of all...total filth!
Hurrah!
Be a good lad and knee her
in the back there, Santa.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:44, archived)
# txt on image?


EDIT: also, BIGGAR!
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)
# Ok mate.
glad you enjoyed it.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:55, archived)
# Does santa have a low sperm count?
Are we seeing "blank" bukkake?
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:49, archived)
# *Sends you back to bitch school*
(, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 2:56, archived)