Bit shit really, but can't hummus tonight.



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( routine and Pantene, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)

Ding Dong !
pukking fukkah !!!
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)

Most Volvo drivers are total cunts.
who can't drive and think that they don't need to give a shit because they're in a tank.

This is 100% of fact.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)

Yeah!
Them and those twats taking Tobias, Emily and little Horace to school in those big fucking BMW/Chrysler/Merc et all SUV monstrosities...
( LittlePixel, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)

don't get me started on the school run bitches i have to contend with on the morning drive in to work
GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !

/edit - round here there is only one damn kid in the back of the monster 4x4 toyota amazon shite wagons
( JJ, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)

Morning and work ?
what are these things that you speak of ?
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)

And a volvo with a fish on the back
is the worst of all. They don't fear death at all.
( Uncle Joe, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)

Oh god!
the little fucking fish clan.
Aaaaagh!
( LittlePixel, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)

Am I the only one
who sees the irony in that statement?
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)

I think so
it's a bit late int he day for me to spot that sort of thing.
( Uncle Joe, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)

YOU HAVE AN UNCANNY
insight on volvo drivers,...do you have one?
(carlos the jackhandle, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)