Sellotape it to a R/C toy carand you'll be able to zoom it around the living room like it was alive. Use damp cocoa pops for its pooh and make the squeeking noises yourself. It'll be like he's never gone.
Oh, and after the first week you'll need some air freshener too.
(Oh, and after the first week you'll need some air freshener too.
Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of,
Tue 19 Dec 2006, 11:25,
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