Short and Sweet

( Friz 4.3 isn't fat-faced, I'm just big-cheeked, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 17:54, archived)

sweet?
not salty then?
(this week i am mostly - useless, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)

pffft

( The Mighty Spanner has missed b3ta for the last 18 months, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)

Maybe he's eaten a lot of Strawberries and cut out the coffee.
Makes it taste better apparently.
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 19:18, archived)

like a romantic dwarf

(Dougal in Hull, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)

This happened to me once
but the shopkeep thought I'd done it, so he wouldn't let me return it.


TJ: Anyone want to help goatse an American newspaper? They've just redesigned their site, and it's hideous and counter-intuitive. They've also added a "hottest searches" column, so I've been searching for 'goatse' in the hopes it might appear there. Your help, as b3tans, is appreciated.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 17:59, archived)

aye aye cap'n!
doing so right now...

does anyone have the link to the guy who goatse'd MS?
( The Mighty Spanner has missed b3ta for the last 18 months, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)

The Santa Paedo Run?
WTF?
(TwistedLucidity refused to capitulate on, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)

search.boston.com/local/Search.do?s.sm.query=goatse&p1=Header_Searchbox_SearchButton&s.dateRange=&s.si%28simplesearchinput%29.sortBy=&s.tab=&x=0&y=0
( M3Essential - Lens Flare! Fuck Yeah!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)

:)

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)