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[challenge entry] Well...that wasn't supposed to happen...

the best laid plans of deities and angels...

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# hahah
*click*
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# egad
Christ's radioactivity is eating away at the edges of the bin
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# this seams to be the work of the Lord
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Words fail me...
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaa!

God raped Mary; think about it- there was no consent involved.


And on easter we celebrate Jesus becoming a zombie.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)
# she was asking for it
in her slutty blue robe riding that donkey
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)
# In a stable?



Whore.

Apparently Mary was like 13 at the time though....
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
#
Jesus: "mummy how do you keep your hands so soft?"
Mary (washing up) : because im 13
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Seams fine to me
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha!
wrong on so many levels
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 21:03, archived)