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[challenge entry] Well...that wasn't supposed to happen...

the best laid plans of deities and angels...

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)

(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)
# hahah
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# egad
Christ's radioactivity is eating away at the edges of the bin
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# this seams to be the work of the Lord
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Words fail me...
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaa!

God raped Mary; think about it- there was no consent involved.


And on easter we celebrate Jesus becoming a zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)
# she was asking for it
in her slutty blue robe riding that donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)
# In a stable?



Whore.

Apparently Mary was like 13 at the time though....
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
#
Jesus: "mummy how do you keep your hands so soft?"
Mary (washing up) : because im 13
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Seams fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha!
wrong on so many levels
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 21:03, archived)