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[challenge entry] this years xmas card
every year i make a 'special' xmas card.
this one seems to be extra effective,
since it caused my mother to leave me a phone message
calling me 'sick and twisted' and telling me she'd thrown it straight in the bin.

i take that as evidence of a job well done.

[EDIT: in deference to the filesize nazis, this is now 78496 bytes is size.]



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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)

(shardcore, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# This is 144kb
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# And this is a reply to your post.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# this is a standard comedy reply to a reply
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
# this, however, is not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Please link this or
optimize it!

It did make me laugh though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Shh.
The glowing octopus of death is looking in your direction!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Damn Octopods!
I hate them!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Actually is Ocopodum
Mr. the Fry said it on QI so it must be true:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Well you are:D
Oh where is it we're meant to be mustering in the Porterhouse?

The last time I went to a London bash it was upstairs at some pub!

1842 I think it was.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# The Porterhouse
is fucking massive. You'd be best exchanging phone numbers and getting someone to guide you to the table. Don't say I didn't warn you!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I know the Porterhouse well
I was either:

a) Going to look for a furtive tshirt.
b) Look for a group of happytoast looking zombies
c) Just sits down with a large crowd of freaks and weirdos
or
d) all of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Your Mum.
She seems awfully proud of you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# this is exceptional
in both size and quality
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# it's very nice
don't see what's sick or twisted about it though - other than the lack of optimisation
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# possibly the creationist vs. evolutionist thing is all I can think of
apes vs. mary and little baby J. The squid/octopus maybe representing the fact that we decended from fish, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# it's a brave attempt Archie
a brave but ultimately vain attempt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
# never let it be said I didn't try and rationalise it ;-)
"Sing Lofty"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Wonderful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Brilliant!
Sod the file-size nazis. If only the people with this kind of talent posted, file-size wouldn't be a problem.
(Adrian Monk, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)