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[challenge entry] this years xmas card
every year i make a 'special' xmas card.
this one seems to be extra effective,
since it caused my mother to leave me a phone message
calling me 'sick and twisted' and telling me she'd thrown it straight in the bin.

i take that as evidence of a job well done.

[EDIT: in deference to the filesize nazis, this is now 78496 bytes is size.]



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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# This is 144kb
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# And this is a reply to your post.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# this is a standard comedy reply to a reply
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
# this, however, is not
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Please link this or
optimize it!

It did make me laugh though....
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Shh.
The glowing octopus of death is looking in your direction!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Damn Octopods!
I hate them!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Actually is Ocopodum
Mr. the Fry said it on QI so it must be true:P
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Well you are:D
Oh where is it we're meant to be mustering in the Porterhouse?

The last time I went to a London bash it was upstairs at some pub!

1842 I think it was.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# The Porterhouse
is fucking massive. You'd be best exchanging phone numbers and getting someone to guide you to the table. Don't say I didn't warn you!!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I know the Porterhouse well
I was either:

a) Going to look for a furtive tshirt.
b) Look for a group of happytoast looking zombies
c) Just sits down with a large crowd of freaks and weirdos
or
d) all of the above.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Your Mum.
She seems awfully proud of you.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# this is exceptional
in both size and quality
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# it's very nice
don't see what's sick or twisted about it though - other than the lack of optimisation
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# possibly the creationist vs. evolutionist thing is all I can think of
apes vs. mary and little baby J. The squid/octopus maybe representing the fact that we decended from fish, apparently
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# it's a brave attempt Archie
a brave but ultimately vain attempt
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
# never let it be said I didn't try and rationalise it ;-)
"Sing Lofty"
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Wonderful stuff
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Brilliant!
Sod the file-size nazis. If only the people with this kind of talent posted, file-size wouldn't be a problem.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)