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(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# One for the welsh and scots apparently
wooyay
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Don't forget us Scotts
*unzips*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Hehehe
so sorry

duly edited
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Silly Ms. Wagon!
He is talking about the people called Scott donchaknow!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# hahah whoopsie
you silly pedant you....

I can't be arsed to edit again though!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# OI!
on behalf of the Welsh nation I would just like to say that this is not true.

To us it doesn't actually matter if it is a ewe or a ram - the effect is much the same
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# *heartily agrees*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# you got a dirty moof
I like it a lot
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# You got a real Purdy Mouth
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# puckers
*readys
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# You bunch of scritchy, fur-piling yiffers!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
but isnt the Pink Panther a cat?

ooooh! inter-racial bestiality!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hehe there's a difference between bestiality and yiffery!
/weirdo sexpest pedantry blog
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# But you can bet they're not mutually exclusive.
And if you're fucking animals, I'd bet you'd probably like to dress up as one and boff some othr costumed freaks too.

But I respect your fervency in defending your creed ;)
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# some of you guys know far too much about this sort of thing
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# I was drinking in the Theodore Bullfrog
in Charing Cross one day and they had a Yiff convention upstairs!

It were vere funneh!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# by 'drinking' do you mean
having bumsex with a bloke dressed as a stoat whilst sucking off a badger?
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Hey I was dressed as a stoat the other d....
*Ahem*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha not my creed I'm afraid
I'm purely a necrophiliac paedophile thanks
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# That's a bit Vanilla...
You need to get a bit Mucky Y'Know...
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# dead baby sex
a new low for b3ta, I expected better from you miss CW
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# its alright
I can see up all your dresses from down here

*giggles*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# *Squeals like a Girly/Man and runs for Lunch covering his Frillies*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)
# oh noes..
you'll see my epidermis..
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# It's alright
I'm practically welsh... I'm allowed to make jokes.

plus I would say lamb is better... 100% tighter wouldn't you say?
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# baaaa!
/quarter welsh
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# *ahem*
I was born in bristol, its only a bridge away goddamnit!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# by that logic
I'm practically from the moon, its only a short space flight away.. :)
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha
I've always wanted to meet someone from the moon *shakes hand*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# thats not how us lunans greet each other..
;-D
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
THATS NO HAND!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Then...
Show me what you Lunans call love....

/star trek blog
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# *sends out jury*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# brizzle? hahahahah
high six!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# *chuckles*
*writes down to use back home this christmas*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha
.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
#
!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# which bits iof you are welsh?
the functional bits or the sexy bits?
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)
# is there a difference?
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# admiteddly, there is some overlap
but then there are bits like pancreas and spleen which can serve no purpose to me at all
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# hmmm
sexy pancreas..
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Just need to be a bit adventurous...
Also being a deranged surgeon helps...
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Please see afformentioned bridge comment.
:D
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# your bum-bridge is Welsh?
that sounds right
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Errr when did bums come into this
or when did this come into bums....

I thinkI need a lie down.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *checks breath*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Thats a nasty lisp you have there
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# that's just
baa-a-a-a-a-aad
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Mmmm welsh style
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# thats put me off lamb
for life..
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Lambshank Redemption
sorry
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# that looks like bill oddie behind that beard
should have guessed really :)
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)