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[challenge entry] Too obvious?

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)

(MikeXPose, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# hehehehe
.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# haha beeeeeelm
(Darth Penders, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# a newbie?
posting a massive image?
of a really tired concept?

fraid so peeps
*puts on 'ignore' for a week*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# generic response to santa/kiddy fiddling compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# generic response to bum mason
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# *gives reacharound*
*does the handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Is that the Very Secret one...
The 'Handshank'
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Squeeze the knuckle of their index finger with your thumb
Just to confuse things.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# it would indeed ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Either

Or
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Ooooo
She likes that!
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I wouldn't say she likes it...
... but it gets the dinner made.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I'm not sure about that second one there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# she does appear to have jizz
on her chin
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# That's just drool
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# *Whispers*
I May well have seen this movie.. or one very much like it...
If it's the One I've seen.. It's not Drool...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# it's porn...
www.b3ta.com/board/6655823

sorry Marky ;D
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# is that teh Comic Sans???
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# It's called "Comic" sans
That means it makes anything funny!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Just hearing the Name sets me off
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Comic Sans + Caps Lock
IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Unless you're an emo
In which case courier new or century gothic is the FONT FOR YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I Hate Century Gothic
And I Hate Myspace..
And I hate My parents They bought me a Wii but with only 14 Games...
And I Hate the Car they Bought me...
And I Hate My Chemical Romance...
And I Hate Myself...*

*May not be Real Emo...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# I don't hate myspace
It keeps me amused.

I do hate my chemical frigging romance. But then you'd expect that- my favourite five bands are Type O Negative, Morbid Angel, Motorhead, A Perfect Circle and ISIS.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# *Ahem*
*Whispers* I'm on the Myspace as well for My 'Musical' Project *Ahem... Again*
Wowsers you are into the Tuff Bands aren't you M'Lady?...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Riffage is my chief love.
Oh, that list could go on forever. Pantera, Sepultura, Red Sparowes, Neurosis....

Plus there's the added bonus of big long haired hairy men sweating all over big guitars and snarling. *faints*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# it burns....
seams, and hugeness.....
try and keep it below 50kb.. about 280 px wide.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# whoops!!!!


edit: nice image idea, baaaaaaaaaaaad execution.
please optimise this to below 50kb, you probably only need to shrink it to about 280px and it'll be okay, maybe.
in future please avoid the use of comic sans, this is not a rule, just a guideline.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# OH MY GOD YOU'RE JOKING!
Jesus, you tell me Gary Glitter's a paedophile on the same day Hitler invades Poland, S Club 7 split up AND they shoot JFK.

This day is so shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# plus,
there's a whale, being fucked by the dead pope, in john peel!!!!1!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# NOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Diana, Dodi and all the dodos are dead
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Dou're doking. Dat's derrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# doddy died too!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Dido is concerned....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# yes. far too obvious.
and far too COCKING HUGE.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Sorry guys
ok, ok, I've resized the picuture, but go easy on me, it's my first post! I'll make more of an effort next time! (And yes I know it's a little generic)
(MikeXPose, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Plus...
...I don't mean to make excuses but i'm stuck at work with nothing more than MS Paint at my disposal.
(MikeXPose, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# No excuses.
Read the FAQ, then post.

Harsh, but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Better?
www.b3ta.com/board/6658420
(MikeXPose, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)