Hello.
Sorry to interrupt the endless stream of uninspired compo entries, but I'm a bit bored and feel like sitting and my desk at work and manipulating my stylus. But to do that, I'll need you all to help me out.


So...



And make those suggestions all Christmassy why don't you?
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)

draw a sprig of holly on a solitary branch against a stark, empty sky


( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)

EMO!
Ning Sirrah!

How do?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)

braw

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)

Did you sort you tings out yesterday?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)

hmm no
not yet

Shit
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)

Santa Surprise Sex!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)

how many fingers?

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)

2 Finger Sarah!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)

ooo! she's quite a tighty

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)

Grip like a vice I tell thee!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)

I *almost* did that
the other day.

www.b3ta.com/board/6647981
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)

Ha ha ha!
You are a sex crazed The Neville!

Woo!

Now do it properly! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)

Craved?
I had a sex last night, so I'm just fine for it right now.

edit: oh you clever editing person you. :)
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)

How about the classic image of...
A poor match-girl, dead in the snow of a silent street, unwatched apart from the incandescent glow of the angels sheperding her soul onwards from this mortal realm...

/absolutely battered at work blog
( A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)

Did you watch Hogfather too?

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)

i missed the first part so i've had to dodge it
i hope they repeat it at some point
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)

1) it's on Sky
2) they'll repeat it ad infinitum
....
4) profit
( A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

Hehe...
No, I don't have the Sky yet - is it any good?

'ning!
( A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)

ys it was good - I liked it
and the girl who played Susan was mmmmmmmm
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)

i'd heard that!
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)

hamtouching threadwaster
a squirrel with tits

an elephant in a lacy basque

a mongoose on rollerskates

jesus getting assraped by brnaby bear
( mictoboy, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)

I personally
think this thread is much less of a waste than most compo entries. So there.

I still love you in a slightly gay way though.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)

I would like to see a self portrait
van gogh stylee sans ear!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

I would,
but I have no idea what I look like. Mummy hid all the mirrors when I was young.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)