My second image challenge
The first one I did had already been done before.



From the Album Covers Gone Wrong challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

( Valerie Hitler : She's only got one ball., Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)

He's not a fan of pleasures of the anus
but he once fucked a man that was.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)

You seem to know a lot.
Did you enjoy it?

In other news - Rich Cunts. There are people outside my office, wrapping up a Bentley Continental for a christmas present.
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)

fucking hell
is it not for a charity thing?
( mictoboy, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

My bosses uncle has bought it for his wifes christmas
Rich fuckers
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

wait until everyone else leaves
then rip the wrapping and scratch the paintwork with 'merry christmas, you rich cunt'
( mictoboy, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

send your love
with a Molotov cocktail!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

Go help them,
and subtley wank into the petrol tank.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

subtley
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

pffft

( mictoboy, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

hahaha
sounds like a plan
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

Nah, you want mothballs,
they wear out the engine in weeks when put in the petrol tank, but it's almost impossible to trace them... Not that I'm suggesting this is a good idea.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)

wank drop a match
( Fork Tweet shit., Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

quickly run down
and unwrap it.
(chemicals1234, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

I could quite easily get the keys at lunch time
Would it be worth getting sacked for a joyride in a 190mph beast?
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

do you have to ask that question?
i mean, you can't earn very much, and it is christmas

plus it'd look great on your CV
( mictoboy, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)

I didn't say steal it!
Just unwrap it!

How many times in your life do you think you will have the chance to unwrap one of those!
(chemicals1234, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)

They've given up
Lunchtime photoshoot.

What should I do?
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

curl one out on the driver's seat

( mictoboy, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)

get on the picture
and hang your old man out your pants
( canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)

It's been decided
I'm going to attempt to recreate the picture of that guy fucking the car in womens underwear.

but without the womens underwear.
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

they don't do that sort of photo
with macro lenses
( mictoboy, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

it's obviously stolen
and the stupid folk of Kirkudbright are trying to hide it from the filth
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

Those stupid Kirkcudbrights!
They've given up trying to wrap it now as they're making a cunt of it. The new plan is to stick in a shed and stack boxes around it.

If I had someone to work the camera I would take photographs of myself spreadeagled naked on the bonnet
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)

and one of you with your cock up the exhaust i hope

( mictoboy, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

hahahaha
Oh god I've got to do this
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it!

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

Oh I want to do this so much!
I'll try and get in the shed at lunch time.
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)

PLEASE!
DO IT!
(chemicals1234, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

you've seen /that/ pic
haven't you
( Haku is hoarding 1p's and 2p's, over 15kg so far, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)

yup
and once, when i was in the o2 shop, the assistant accidentally opened it up when she was changing my account

she was mortified
( mictoboy, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)

I think that was the first "shock picture"
I ever saw on the internets
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)

I once dropped a
cardboard box on my car roof and it scratched the fuck out of it.

Here's hoping, eh?
( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

haha
*plan b*

happy b3taday!
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)

Ta!

( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)

Don't think of it as wrapping paper.
Think of it as a wick. Go make Bentley Christmas candle.
(Jimvin likes pie!, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)

I've got one of those in a cupboard somewhere
Unwanted presents eh?
( Steppenwilf the poodle bites, the poodle chews it, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

Moby Dick?

(duck Quack !, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

it's funny
because it involves ramming a dildo into moby's arsehole
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

funny
unbelieveably sexy
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

not as sexy
as this... www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/321504930/
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)

FUCK THE LORD!!!!!!
*dies*
( 4dam party, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6667417
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

I'm still fwapping to it now!
I'm red raw
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

get in line!

( Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)