Babies wrapped in clingfilm
do not make good christmas presents.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)

Speak for yourself,
it was top of my list.
( harpski, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)

CRAP!
*heads back out to shops*
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)