im to drunk to tell
is this emo?
( tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

it's close, brother

                 ^
                 |
           it says sister.

close.
(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

pssst!
Sister!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

sister

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

they made a new law
about the word brother being applied to everyone


all of a sudden this law took effect, it was about 5 this afternoon.
(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

I don't think they did.
That was a little bit of a lie wasn't it?
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

[sound of a car driving away really quickly]

(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

You haven't even said sorry!

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

i thought that a clever lie would gloss the situation over
but i've been figured out.


i do apologise, i haven't been around in awhile. well only every now and again.

on second thought, i think if you look more closely you'll see i actually said sister.
(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

nope.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

did you try squinting?

(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

yes
anyone got a mop?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

Most people can Ninja better than that.
And for future reference, Ninja FIRST, then mention the ninja.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

i thought it would be clever to do it this way.

(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

you are in a hole
would you like to
a) stop digging
b) dig upwards
c) continue on route
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

i'm not cut out for this new b3ta of the future.

(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

you're a n00b..
has posted 18222 messages on the main board
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

let me give you a little massage
yes

this is nice?
(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

not so...
not so
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

what if i snap my fingers twice.

(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

then the doctors won't be able to fix them I guess

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)

Everything that is not you is Emo.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

Does that include
Emos?
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

Emos are Emo yes.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

Let's ban emos!

( davew27, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

Bye bye then Dave.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

Why do you want me to be an emo?

( davew27, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

I don't.
It's the pain that dwells inside you, making every breath you take shroud you in darkness

that makes you emo.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

surely when all the hate and pain touches the inner dead soul
that's when one becomes emo?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

You can never be too sure
We all know Emos are far too complex for us to delve beyond the layers of their fake hormonal pain.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

well, they were the first people ever to ever see wrong things in the world

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

They know all the ills of the world, but instead of trying to save us from the darkness
they shut off and get all moody.

They're bastards really.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

oh but that's what makes them completely unique and original
just like every other crap identical lifestyle gendre
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)

If that is so
I have never been emo, and never will
( davew27, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

Do you always talk such rubbish?

( davew27, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

I think we've all worked out by now that I do.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

If you don't want me to be emo
Why do you keep saying that I am?
( davew27, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

why did i read
that as "lesbians"?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

Because you wanted to

( davew27, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

yes
your right... hmm that reminds me, i think my fish finger sandwich is nearly done - brb
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)

s'not emo at all
if anything it's chirpy
(Fenristhewolf Undeniably talentless..., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

quite the contrary...
it's a very positive and uplifting bit of wisdom
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

Nah!
kinda anti-emo, I think . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

I think I know the true meaning of the word Sarcasm

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

no...
But NOW it is:


( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

hahahahahaha
I was just thinking

"needs more blood"
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

You can still see both eyes
Hair needs to be greased over one of them for the true emo effect.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

it's not emo dammit!!
(sulks)
(Fenristhewolf Undeniably talentless..., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

Technically, I'm backing you up.

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

true...
err... thanks :)
(Fenristhewolf Undeniably talentless..., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

Oh give it up
Who cares?

It's a great pic, we're just making fun.. because that's what we do.
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

^^ this

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)

yeah
i know, was playing along for the same reason
(Fenristhewolf Undeniably talentless..., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

ooohh...
*slaps self*
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

No, it's very simple.
'the darkness of all the world' is all the emos.

'the single candle flame' is b3ta.

it's a wossname.... mettyfore.
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

But both of them sound stupid
Emos and b3tans
( davew27, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)