sister

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

they made a new law
about the word brother being applied to everyone


all of a sudden this law took effect, it was about 5 this afternoon.
(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

I don't think they did.
That was a little bit of a lie wasn't it?
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

[sound of a car driving away really quickly]

(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

You haven't even said sorry!

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

i thought that a clever lie would gloss the situation over
but i've been figured out.


i do apologise, i haven't been around in awhile. well only every now and again.

on second thought, i think if you look more closely you'll see i actually said sister.
(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

nope.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

did you try squinting?

(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

yes
anyone got a mop?
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

Most people can Ninja better than that.
And for future reference, Ninja FIRST, then mention the ninja.
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

i thought it would be clever to do it this way.

(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

you are in a hole
would you like to
a) stop digging
b) dig upwards
c) continue on route
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

i'm not cut out for this new b3ta of the future.

(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

you're a n00b..
has posted 18222 messages on the main board
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

let me give you a little massage
yes

this is nice?
(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

not so...
not so
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

what if i snap my fingers twice.

(schnurricane, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

then the doctors won't be able to fix them I guess

( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)