If he doesn't die,

...Canisten Combi gets rid of irritating cnuts.

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

( BubaMan One good tern deserves some fish, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 20:38, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!
Or not.

[EDIT: Or not meaning that Canesten might not get rid of irritating cunts, rather than that you don't get my raucous laughter.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 20:39, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Mon 1 Jan 2007, 20:40, archived)