ozzy orgy...
...(human behavior is beyond any cartoon's understanding).


From the Real-life Cartoons challenge. See all 539 entries (closed)

( atomic A-bomb a nation, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 5:55, archived)

THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THESE CARETOON CHARECTERS WHERE IN THE WORLD WE ARE IN
EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ALREADY.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 5:56, archived)

I AM VERY DISTURBED BY THE LACK OF HENTAI IN THIS WEEK'S COMPETITION.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CARTOON DICKGIRLS?
( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 5:57, archived)

Is Jolly Jack still on vacation then?

( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 5:59, archived)

CARTOON ANIMAL DICKGIRL DIED OF ANIMAL AIDS.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:01, archived)

ANIMALS ARE IMMUNE TO AIDS. SOMEONE FUCKED A MONKEY ONCE, REMEMBER?

( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:23, archived)

I thought SIV translated to humans
when they were doing polio vaccine tests on Africans and some dumb Russian cunt, despite being told in hundreds of memos not to do so under any circumstances, used simian kidney tissue to culture the vaccine.

Congratulations on creating a global pandemic that will kill millions, Mr. Dumb Russian Cunt.
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:30, archived)

I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S BECAUSE SOMEONE FUCKED A MONKEY.
YOU SEEM TO HAVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME COMING UP WITH YOUR 'ALIBI', MR MARKYH.

I ACCUSE YOU
( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:33, archived)

<capslock>I'll have you know I fucked no Monkey!</capslock>
<capslock>It was an Orang Utan of legal age, and we were very much in love.</capslock>
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 7:00, archived)

OH, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO START ABOUT YOUR SHIFTSMANSHIP, AIDSCAUSER.

( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 7:09, archived)

Is that what happened?
That would explain a few things.
( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:09, archived)

^THIS.
IF DICK GIRL WHERE IN THE REAL LIFE THEY WOULD BE HENETAI MOLESTED BY CARTOON SQUID, SQUIDLEY DIDLEY.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:00, archived)

...put............................................bong...............................
.........................down.
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:03, archived)

honestly, fuck off.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:04, archived)

don't interupt me and...
...your mum.
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:05, archived)

SQUID, ONE TWO THREE, DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DEE
Is how the backing music would go.
( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:04, archived)

sparkly fun...
...you owe me.
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:05, archived)

HIRE THE BEST HENITIAI ANIMATORS IN THE WORLD.
WE WILL MAKE "HANNA BARBERA HENENTAI". START WITH DICKS AND ADD MORE DICKS.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:05, archived)

what you sayin'...
...i explode on sight... i'm like jimmy walker,.. i'm DY-NO-MITE!
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:07, archived)

WE'LL HAVE AWESOME CHARACTERS LIKE "HUCKLEBERRY DICK: THE DICK THAT HAS TEN DICKS. AND A PUSSY AND SOME TITS.".

( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:07, archived)

and now i got to introduce...
...what's up?...my brother Adrock...do anything you like.
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:10, archived)

cuz i'm the...
A-D-R-O-C-K...in the place with the bass i'm goin' all the way... i can't stop yo.
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:11, archived)

Now you're just being silly.

( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:12, archived)

YOGI FUCKS-LIKE-A-BEAR
HE WOULD BE A BEAR THAT WOULD FUCK PEOPLE. AND HE WOULD HAVE BIG BOO-BOOS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:11, archived)

so what you gonna say that i don't know already...
...i'm like God...and i'm rockin' steady.
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:12, archived)

Are the beastie boys still making music?
I gave up on them after they released that intergalactic song.
( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:14, archived)

THE PINK PANTHER!
'PINK', GETTIT! LOLOLOLOLOL
( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:13, archived)

PINK! AHHHAHAHAHAHA UR SO FUNNY GRONKPAN

( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:16, archived)

YES GRTONKPAN IS A FUNNI GUY.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:17, archived)

OOPS I MENAT TO TYPE "GRTONKPAN IS A FUNNI GAY"

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:45, archived)

SNAGGLEPUSS IS A BISEXUAL.
GET IT? "BISEXUAL"?
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:17, archived)

Secret Squirrel's secret is...
...large tits... and a dick.
( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:19, archived)

Secret Squirrel's dick's secret is....
it has ten more dicks, with tits on them.
( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:27, archived)

No wonder the thing plays pocket pool all day.

( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:31, archived)

SECRET DICK.
THAT WAS MY DATE LAST WEEK.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:44, archived)

oooh nooo!
b3ta manages to rape another childhood memory! Woo!
( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:58, archived)

HENRYS CAT HAS HIS COCK IN YOUR EAR

( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 7:00, archived)

that'll teach me to leave a window open
while napping wont it!
( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 7:11, archived)

I WOULD DESCRIBE HIM AS "FLAMBOYANT" OR "UNORTHODOX" SO THAT WE DON'T GET IN TROUBLE FROM THE BISEX LOBBYISTS.
IT'S IMPORTANT WE PLAN THIS PROPERLY FROM THE START.
( gronkpan, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 6:24, archived)

hahahahaha
Ozzie fucks grannies! lol cause its true!
( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 7:19, archived)