that looks gross
WTF is that dark brown thing?
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)

a sausage methinks..cut in 2

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

a squassage?

( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

Square sausage
The food of kings
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

square sausage?
sounds like devils work to me!


EDIT: Btw that piece of toast looks like it's had motor oil rubbed all over it.
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:50, archived)

sounds like devils work tastier than ambrosia to me!

Edit: you know of my motor oil secret ingredient? WHO TOLD YOU?
Surely they will die by my hands.

_{fried bread}
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)

I'll agree with that
doesn't look as nice though, unless of course you are of teh canine.


EDIT: aaah! Tis fried, now I understand. You have gone for the healthy approach then? Did you have 4 sugars in your tea?
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)

i was troubled by that as well,

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:56, archived)

I was thinking
maybe that it was a slice of one of those piss arse whole wheat loaves that's been burnt to buggeration. Quite similar to squasage I guess...
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)

only two
I'm Scottish we are teh heart attack capital of the world, come on I can't let the side down.
Its the only thing we always win.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)

haha
Fair dos, i'm only jelous cos I haven't eating a single thing today.
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)

funny thing is
I am still a in top physical condition appearance
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)

haha
yeah that's a crazy one. Like super models, look amazing but most are just coked up whores. Sorry for the comparrison.

I on the other hand, look, and feel shite :-) So I win!
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)

you win this time Sir Firkallot
*fist shake*
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)