i was troubled by that as well,

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:56, archived)

I was thinking
maybe that it was a slice of one of those piss arse whole wheat loaves that's been burnt to buggeration. Quite similar to squasage I guess...
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)