Butterfly stitches?
Sod that, real men use staple guns!
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 9:11, archived)

have you seen the steve-o video..
where he staples his knackers to his thighs....right though the sack with inch long staples.

not right in the head!
( M@rkoni, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)