sod it, it's not that relevant, but I'll compo it


From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:48, archived)

Hahahahaha!

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)

This is good
woo!
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)

Ow, me teeth!

( Sea Tramp logocidal maniac, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)

Woo!

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)

*walks along the beach shouting*
pineapple pineapple pineapple!
watermelon! watermelon! watermelon!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)

*gets in car*
*drives away from weirdo on the beach*
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)

get out of my dreams
get into my car
get in the backseat babaaaaaaaay!


i said HEY hey YOU you

get into my car!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)

get out of my car
....it's just too far!
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)

I'll take a dozen of each

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)

you can have a slice and be happy!!
that will be 8 euros please :)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)

i'll give you 6 and some bum fluff

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)

nice speedos
come here often?
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)

they arent speedos
they are drawn on pance
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)

I'll see your 6 and some fluff
and raise you this bag of salt
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)

no deal
I need them delivered to the lock-up before next thursday, use the usual swiss bank account billing details - and the secret code word "Mongoose"
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)

Why am I looking at your fruit bowl?


_{woo really}
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)

Ahh the 2nd royal pineapple throwing brigade!
Most feared in all the army.
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)

almost feared as much
as The Queens Own Exploding Highland Regiment
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)

the holy pinapple of antioc

( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)

Both are highly enjoyable with a bottle of Malibu.

( Sea Tramp logocidal maniac, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)

pffft
this hard
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)

Obviously not consuming the Malibu...
Because, clearly, it is the Devils' Urine.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)

Paul Gascoigne used to down a bottle of it, warm, at half-time
If it's good enough for him...
( Sea Tramp logocidal maniac, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)

M'lud, The Prosecution rests.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)

Bah.
*quaffs*
( Sea Tramp logocidal maniac, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)

*pushes pineapple*
*shakes a tree*
( Battle Camel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)

I hope SpongeBob knows the difference

(Sverre my password is "password", Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)

hehe - sort of, kind of like this?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)

*pulls pin*
*waits*


*catches pineapple chucks*

Yum!
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)

exactly that
damn - I hope Ad7 isn't about...
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)

It looks like...
one of them old Sparklets soda syphons.
Oops! showin me age there.
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)

hahaha!
nice one!
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)

Hahahaha
I like this compo lots
( The Earl of Cockwood I put papaya there., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)

"What's the difference between me and you?
about 5 bank accounts 3 ounces and 2 vehicles"

woo!
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

one is a hand grenage
the other is footballer jason lee.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)

Hahaha!
I'm applauding by banging my arse against my elbow.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)