A bit dark First post..

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

My Dad hates you.


Yes he does.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

Edit: in other news I am 90 posts from my first nakedness.
( Laird Dave Draws was crowned sexiest man in Scotland on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

Small "r" with line through it?

( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)

Its good but its not the one
whats next to it?
( Laird Dave Draws was crowned sexiest man in Scotland on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)

BIG R!

( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 4!! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)

YAY
now whats mr chips doing?
MR CHIPS GET OFF OF THAT CHILD!
( Laird Dave Draws was crowned sexiest man in Scotland on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)

is it Pirates?

( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)

Lock up yer daughters!
I'm on 996...
( Sea Tramp proud friend and ex-colleague of Steve Zacharanda, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)

Huzzah, I am being a post whore today

( Laird Dave Draws was crowned sexiest man in Scotland on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)

*comes back to b3ta for 5 minutes*
fucking hell.

also: fuck off with the dead children.

ALSO: HELLO? ARE YOU READING THESE RESPONSES AT ALL?
( Dixon has left the building, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

it's impressive for it's 'checklist of errors' quality

( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)

[x]Huge filesize
[x]Huge geographically
[x]Morbid
[x]Unfunny
[x]Apauling shoppery


What am I missing?
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

[x] Text on a googled pic?
( Dixon has left the building, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)

[ ]comic sans
( Laird Dave Draws was crowned sexiest man in Scotland on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)

[ ] Profit
( Hamster Trippin' tits and GTFO, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)

Ha ha, I was thinking that
If they'd posted a thread immediately below it with a C:\My Documents link, it would have been full house.
( Tacky Tiger, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)

indeed
plus they're doing that:
[x] ignoring responses
[x] not editing the post, despite multiple requests

thing too
( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)

or

[x] troll


in which case all previous comments are null and void
( mugatu, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)

The sweet irony
www.b3ta.com/questions/failed/post69353/
( Dixon has left the building, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)

hahahaha

( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)

Fucking idiot noobs who do this sort of thing
NEVER read the replies.

It's part of what makes them cunts.
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)

response
I am now....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 19:58, archived)

half a meg?
i am speechless
( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

( Geoff the Clownfish - WOAH NELLY = PAEDO SAFEWORD, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

OMG ITS SOO BIG
HALF A FUCKING MEG!

I NEED CLIMBING GEAR TO GET TO THE POST ABOVE IT
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)

THIS!!!!!
HARD!!!!
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 4!! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)

hello? someone say something around here?

( Dixon has left the building, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)

DIXON!
I'M UP HERE!

*waves*

*falls*

*plummets*

*still falling*

*Still plummeting*

*thud*
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)

worth it
just for the replies
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)

Except the 20 mins I have to wait while the picture loads between refreshes

( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)

ok
(pre right click)

I'm going to right click, let's see what happens

(post right click)

I'm not going to say anything
big r
( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)

A++++++++++++
great poster!
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)

Good communications,
fast delivery.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)

haha!

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)

Recommended! Should post again!! -.-o-.-/\o/\-.-o-.-

( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

Optimise this, you fuck!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock to be found drinking with the Seldom Seen Kid, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)

haha

( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 4!! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)

and link it
i'm not happy with pictures of corpses
this isn't rotten.com
( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

I'm ok - I can't actually fit the corpses on my screen and still read the board.
(geekboy is feeling ill on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)

NO

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)

Bit Bigger...
..
(CaptainSpaulding is the Boz Boz., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)

Great first post
You have fulfilled all the criteria and passed the test admirably.
( pobblepop needs more tea, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)

..............................
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 4!! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

*clicks "I like this"*
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

FP it now

(harold_brattbakk_bint my pin number is 3145, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)

nice try....
but wrong!
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)

your bollocks are hanging out.

( KittyVomit Tits n' Bums: A Weekly Look at Church Architecture, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)

Jesus H. Christ
on a bicycle made of fucking shit, on fire in Devon.

That is amazing.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)

LOLZ!

( pobblepop needs more tea, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)

so is that description

( Laird Dave Draws was crowned sexiest man in Scotland on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)

Please delete this post
Then come back when you've read the FAQ.

They're in the link marked FAQ at the top of the page.
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)

congratulations
you just qualified for /talk
( pzyko, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)

Hahaha
He meets the criteria

'noon btw. What you been up to this fine day?
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)

arf

( Laird Dave Draws was crowned sexiest man in Scotland on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)

Jeezum Crow Son
Ensmallen the bastard before it kill t'interwebs
(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)

wrong.


i got it right this time.
( god save the queen and Rachael Stevens are now friends, sort of, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

Good user name...
...bad pic
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

Christ
Whole MSPaint bitmap, anyone?
( mr_wicksy is called as such on the PS3 Network too, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 15:33, archived)

was funny for 2 secs
then my hand hurt from scrolling, RESIZE CUNT FACE. its easy,
step one: open it in paint
step two: resize
step three: kill your self, in a very painful way
( Captain Pilchard resistance 2 online: kuja84, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 15:38, archived)

I can hardly see it
BIGGER!
( idonthaveafunnynickname bought a VAX (not the hoover), Thu 11 Jan 2007, 16:51, archived)

you've broken my internets
:(
( Tenfyr Tenfyr, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 17:10, archived)

Wow!
One day I might be able to produce work as good at this!
(MrP, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 17:34, archived)