I got some for Christmas
I guess i'll just use it with a lighter to burn insects and stuff
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)

You got
a can of Lynx for christmas? What tight sod got you that??? I hope you got them a mars bar in return...
( Dr.Dunno, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)

It's the traditional
present from relatives too distant to actually know who you are/what you like.
Grannies knit you awful jumpers and cousins send you smelly shit
It's a form of chemical warfare that just doesn't get reported by the media
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)