must try harder.....


From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(gusjux, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:26, archived)

That's good
But a little on the large side. Do you think you could make it about 150kb smaller?
EDIT: Thank you :)
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:27, archived)

fuck
it tells me file size unknown.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:28, archived)

That's because it's so fucking big your browser can't measure how large it is.

( Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

I changed my username back
one moment.

haha, this'll confuse the fuckers.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:31, archived)

yes
is thursday "HUGE FILE SIZE IMAGE" day?
still images 50kb MAX
animated images 250kb MAX
thank you
( SkUG updated your profile, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

I thought Thursday was casual racism day?
*takes off white hood and robe*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

im not sure...
i've worked out tuesday is n00b tuesday but thats about it
your answers on a postcard if you please :)
( SkUG updated your profile, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

I think thats moved to fridays now

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:31, archived)

don't worry this post has both!

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

Jawohl,
mein führer
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

DIdn't you get the memo
Its Huge Filesize Thursdays now.

To fuck off those of us who browse with shit connections
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

That's your own fault
You can get dial up around 56kbs now you pensioner!
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:31, archived)

Its only at work where they decided to limit our connection speeds
For reasons unknown to me
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

To stop you browsing b3ta perhaps?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

Meh probabily
But the free man is a warrior yadda yadda yadda
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:34, archived)

Especially For You
Its smaller than small now just for you!
(gusjux, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)

Thank you sir
have a 1/2 hearted woo
( SkUG updated your profile, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)

not max
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:34, archived)

just read it again
hmm it says preferably under 250kb... ie no more than 250kb (for animations) etc etc
( SkUG updated your profile, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:38, archived)

beg pardon, it must've been bigger before i got here
gusjux must've optimised it. now play nice, cos his heart's in the right place
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)

ahh good
i'll know where to stick the knife when i need to then :)
remember stab, twist, withdraw. its more fun that way!
( SkUG updated your profile, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:42, archived)

i'm not sorry
done & done!
(gusjux, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:33, archived)

READ THE FAQ
THERE IS AN FAQ FOR A REASON. Please read it FAQ. Cunt.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:35, archived)

Im a cunt cos i make a genuine mistake?
Jeez your such a cunt.
(gusjux, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:36, archived)

Yes, you are. You decided to claim it was optimised when it was still gravely over the limit.
If you would have read the faq, there would have been no problem.


edit - 3rd time unlucky
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:38, archived)

Actually.......
I optimized it twice, the tiny one you know have before you & one to email & stuck that one on here by mistake. 2 mistakes in one night, shit they guy must be a cunt!

Jerks like you need to learn some fucking manners (may i suggest putting on some trousers, walk out the front door and try integrating with society) instead of throwing your weight around on a fucking forum like you fucking own it.
(gusjux, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:47, archived)

well done.
You just insulted someone online.

The words "you cunt" on here are virtually just a full stop. I suggest reading the site more often before you post to get a better feel of the place before you get annoyed with it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:52, archived)

i suggest
taking into consideration that there are new people who dont have all day to spend their time reading this site and knowing damn well i'm a noob think twice about what you say to me & other noobs. cock. :)
(gusjux, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

*hides under the table*

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:57, archived)

it's not a mistake, don't worry
just try to keep your images a bit smaller
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:38, archived)

im not worried
:)
(gusjux, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:50, archived)

OPTIMISE THIS HARD

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:29, archived)

( Jahled 1.1%er, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:30, archived)

that's a good thing then.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:32, archived)

Target Front!
range 2 metres, section, rapid FIIIIRE!
( anhamgrimmar, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:37, archived)

just ignore them
they're all PMSing, it's a b3ta tradition that every 28 minutes board nazis squat over an eggcup, and flame people for little or no reason.
good picture also by the way :)
( Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)