not too sure why painspotting


it was the only thing that rhymed :/
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:16, archived)

ha
war.
( Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:17, archived)

HUH!

( The Coast of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:17, archived)

what is it good for?

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:17, archived)

Killing gooks.
Obviously.
( Master Of Turnips., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)

you dont need to be in a war to do that though

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)

Yeah, but it's more fun. If you're not in the army there wont be other people trying to do the same thing
therefore you cannot keep score.
( Master Of Turnips., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)

RASICM ON B#TA.COM NUMBER 3567:
USER MASTER OF TURNUPS REFEARD TO PEOPLE OF VIETNAMESE HERITAGE BY THE DEROGITORY SLUR OF "GOOKS". THE REPORT HAS BEEN FILED BY DOCTOR DYSLEXIA.
(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is dead drowned in period blood., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)

Ab-So-Lute-Ley...

( mofaha : standing in the shadows at the end of my bed, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)

a button mushroom

( SkUG .co.uk : is broken in the head, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:20, archived)

button mushroom


was better in my mind
(.o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)

ridding Europe of a genocidal megalomaniac called Hitler
for starters
( finnbar ...the guy that ignores you., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:20, archived)

Yeah, but, ...


he started it.
( The Coast of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:21, archived)

technically we did
we declared war on Germany because they refused to leave Poland :-)
( finnbar ...the guy that ignores you., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)

But wasn't invading Poland
like an act of war?
( Jahled Meu Barato, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)

depends, i bet poland wanted it really
the slut
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:26, archived)

We didn't start it, they started it!

( The Coast of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)

Don't mention the war
Let's have a chevron instead
( The Coast of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:28, archived)

three replies in
and godwin's law still holds good
( spacefish great in bed, better in a tensor, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)

^ris?

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law
( spacefish great in bed, better in a tensor, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)

though that only applies to analogies
so i'm talking poo
( spacefish great in bed, better in a tensor, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:31, archived)

to be honest
i just wanted to show off something i'd read. and i got that wrong. *sobs*
( spacefish great in bed, better in a tensor, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)

pffft!
I did not know that!

/will now bore the internet illiterate at work
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:31, archived)

I prefer Brannigan's law

( The Coast of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)

which is.....
[new thread! new thread!]
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:33, archived)

Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love...
Hard and Fast.
( The Coast of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:34, archived)

arf

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)

pfffffft!
i love futurama
( spacefish great in bed, better in a tensor, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:40, archived)

that's french for breadspotting you know
woo!
( spacefish great in bed, better in a tensor, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)

Choose the air force
You get to kill BBC people from the comfort of an A-10!*


*USAF only
( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)

O_o

( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:21, archived)

Is it just me or is Dave getting worse?

( Master Of Turnips., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:22, archived)

Worse than what?

( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:22, archived)

Before.

( Master Of Turnips., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)

Before what?
Or do you even know what?
( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)

*head desk*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:25, archived)

Is it you who broke my desk then?

( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:28, archived)

Possibly.
What do you think?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:30, archived)

No b3tan has ever touched this desk but me
So, no
( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:31, archived)

So why ask?

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:34, archived)

he is a tad more irritable of late.
aren't you dave.
( god save the queen wouldn't know an AT-ST if it bit me, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:25, archived)

Don't ask me any questions

( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:27, archived)

Not just you.
Oh no.
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)

and everything we say
just makes him bigger and more monsterous!
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:25, archived)

i for one welcome our new davey overlord
the 27 stands for guevara, you know
( spacefish great in bed, better in a tensor, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:26, archived)

What?
*launches missiles*
( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:27, archived)

*snuggles*

( spacefish great in bed, better in a tensor, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)

haha

( Master Of Turnips., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:27, archived)

At times, it almost as if people are talking about me

( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:26, archived)

Those are the voices, Dave.
Those pink tablets make them go away. take them now.
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:28, archived)

I think you mean the ignore button

( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)

That too.
Click away :)

As recommended by site owners everywhere.
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:30, archived)

almost, but not quite
this is called typing, it's very different to talking which involves the use of the vocal chords.
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)

Something to do with me being davew27
Not me? Davew27 is some weirdo on the internet

I'm getting really good at talking rubbish now, aren't I?
( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:30, archived)

You are truly losing it.
"People currently on ignore:
none

People previously ignored:
teh veiny shaft
OMGWTFBBQ
HappyToast
Master Of Turnips
prodigy69 (ignored thrice)
wastedindustry

(Please note: All users currently on ignore, will be unignored after an hour or two)"

( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)

What is/was it?
I czantegwarnsdthreljbnfikjnianbreakjanbkjbarnkbrardkkrknbgra
( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:33, archived)

hang on, what did I do? :(

( Master Of Turnips., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:34, archived)

Dunno, it's from davey's profile

( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)

Oh I see.
:)
( Master Of Turnips., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)

I can't remember
It must have been days ago now
( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)

I'm on his ignore list?
so how is he replying to my posts?
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:35, archived)

I've unignored you since?

( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)

what's the point of ignoring for a couple of hours??
If you're going to do it do it properly.
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)

Because I ignored you when you were annoying me
You haven't annoyed me much recently, and you posted an excellent animation earlier
( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:40, archived)

Rubbish
about the animation anyway
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:47, archived)

You were

( The Coast of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)

He showed mercy and set you free
Must make him feel like God or something, maybe.
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:39, archived)

Rubbish

( davew27 roffle, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:42, archived)

finally!
a list i actually want to be on!
( TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 21:11, archived)