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( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)

Oof!
Woo!
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)

Arf!

( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:43, archived)

Nicely done sir
Well DOne indeed
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)

Hello!

I'm breaking my b3tafast by greeting you this morning.

Also, have a horse being very, very sick:


( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:54, archived)

horse appears to be giving birth to a tree via it's horsemouth
beware!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:55, archived)

Well where the hell did you think trees cam from anyway?


Did you think they just sprouted out of the ground or something?

You are stupid!
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:57, archived)

haha
you crazy fool!

trees come from greenland!!

everyone in baby school know this!

what a silly treehorse!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)

Maybe he ate a pine cone?
I heard that if you eat a pinecone then a tree grows inside your tummy. Never ate pinecones since
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)

You ated them before that?

( mutster101 fell over, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)

Arf!

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)

Do officer cadets get 'hazed'?
not very gentlemenly
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)

not gentlemenly?
what do you think goes on at Eton if it's not broomstick buggery?
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:46, archived)

Isn't that the spin-off (arf!) game from Harry Potter?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:48, archived)

Sorry, I'm not familiar with children's literature
but that ginger boy likes a good game of nobitch
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:53, archived)

'ning Waspzor

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:48, archived)

hello Weasloid

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:52, archived)

Little Johnny 'Toastrack'
*forgets actual Blackadder III script*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:49, archived)

The board is chock full of hummusy goodness this morning
Another woo yay for the day
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:44, archived)

hah
but now I'm here!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)

*shoots*
*discomeats leaves*
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:49, archived)

hey!
leave my leaves alone
pandaboy!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)

"PANDABOY"

*bitchslaps*
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:51, archived)

you know you love it
oh yeah
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:52, archived)

hahaha

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:45, archived)

ouch!

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)

Oooh, clever
How are you Archie?
(Pachey, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)

I'm good thanks m'lovely
not too bad at all, hope you are well?
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:49, archived)

Much improved, thank you
I spent Christmas in the south of France. :)
(Pachey, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:51, archived)

wonderful!
lucky you! :)
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:52, archived)

Deepcut surely
?
Nija Edit: They just bum each otehr at "Sandhurt"
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:47, archived)

ninja'd for betterness

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)

yeah sandhurst is the place prince william is attending
not that im saying hes involved in any bumming
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)

*calls generic daily rag*
'We couldn't give a toss. But if you know where his bird gets her fanny waxed....'
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:54, archived)

funny that
she'd have the 'hair transparent' for the 'heir apparent'
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:55, archived)

You, sir, are a wit and no mistake

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:58, archived)

a shining wit, dr. spooner?

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:58, archived)

*sews to another sheet*

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:16, archived)

Ouch
but woo :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:50, archived)

You made me do an 'arf' in the office
'ning!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:51, archived)

the first cut is the deepest
baby you know!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:52, archived)

Wins
Much woo sir.
'ning everyone
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 9:57, archived)

Ahahahahahahaha!
(he says in a tragic sense)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:00, archived)

i will add my woo! to this huge list

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:07, archived)