banter

( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)

i will swap out your eyes if you get grit in them!!!
can't skull fuck or shout anymore. that upsets the poor dears
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)

haha
it's better than that.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)

i like guns.
scars are sexy.
( TopUpTheTea nice one Chet!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)

i'm covered in them
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)

I am one big scar

( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)

where?

( TopUpTheTea nice one Chet!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)

On his cock
from where the genital warts were removed
( 4dam is slowly edging his way towards 20k. Be scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)

lmao

( nocturne72, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)

The genital warts that you gave him.

( Master Of Turnips., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)

THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

( 4dam is slowly edging his way towards 20k. Be scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

eurgh.

*fwaps*
( TopUpTheTea nice one Chet!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)

eww

( nocturne72, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

ha ha!
god that freeze spray shit is painful

:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

I've got a big scar on the back of my hand
I accidently cut my hand with a large scalpel i 'borrowed' from work!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)

:P
one on my lower back from an accident with a bucket of broken glass
3 on my chest from when the surgeons opened up my rib cage
one on my forehead from hitting my head on a bannister hard
one on the side of my face from riding a bike into a shop front
:) i'm held together with surgical tape
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

as long as there's room for a few more q;

( TopUpTheTea nice one Chet!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)

fuck
you clumsy cunt
:D

Edit: I'm still trying to work out how one cuts their back with a bucket of broken glass...
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)

:P

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)

i counted once, i had 27 scars on my right hand
they're all pretty small
(i'm a clumsy cunt)
( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

Have you been playing that game where you get a knife and jab it between your spread out fingers
as quick as you can?

whilst pissed/stoned?
( Master Of Turnips., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)

nope
i'm just cack-handed
( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)

-handed
( mugatu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)

Oh yeah!
I've got one on the inside of my hand, stabbed myself.
one on my face, hit myself trying to start a cement mixer with a starter handle.
damn, i'm just a clumsy oaf.....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)

I've got two
from where i got my new tits fitted
( 4dam is slowly edging his way towards 20k. Be scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)

TITS OR GTFO!

( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)

yeah?, how big?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)

ha ha ha!!
you never fail to impress :)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

did you land on/in the bucket?

( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

yeah
i was on roller skates
it was back when my old man was a glazier
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)

I showed you all my guns
but just had the piss taken out of me, ah well.

oh and I was shot in the left elbow if that helps.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)