Think of
the Elephant Flaps you'd have to have in your back door wall.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

Don't much fancy having the litter tray in the kitchen either.
poo!
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)