( Puromycin arresting the growth of trypanosomes on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)

Pfft
_{(it's gratis Brits paspoort & passeport gratuite though ;) )}
(Caustic Armadillo thinks Brian Blessed should be the new Doctor, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:54, archived)

^this
is better than the opposite i was thinking of (aiming at sun readers "the only place those scummy refugees can't take your job" kinda deal) so i won't bother (not to mention i'm shit)

woosir woo
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:35, archived)

Passport Problems!
I'm afraid this isn't actually true - soldiers from overseas do not automatically get a UK passport. The only people who get them gratis seem to be Romanian immigrants and friends of politicians...

...still good though! :D
(ForwardAirUncontroller lurks at http://www.arrse.co.uk, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 10:42, archived)