And wonky.

( mutster101 is honour-bound by a sacred trust., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:14, archived)

And I always assumed he was English
he is probably thinking, "bejesus how can I enrole I will have to emigrate the man in the hat he tell me to emigrate"
( SexFace has probably nailed your missus., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:18, archived)