Classic Bill Hicks


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(stupiduglyfool, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 10:22, archived)

Thrush? No problem.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 10:24, archived)

everything what he achieved is that, there´s absolutely no use for one type of moustache
(picitujeromanov, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 10:31, archived)

What a silly hitler!
A moustache for each invasion

and full on beard for naval engagements
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 10:39, archived)

Bad ass 'burns
for aerial confrontations
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 10:42, archived)

oh yeah
with his open cockpit

the wind blowing through them

and like, pondering them and that, smoking a cigar too
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)

That's the one.
He's getting a back, sack 'n' crack wax later on. Christ knows what that's for.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)

aerodynamics innit

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 10:51, archived)

That's possibly one of my favourite sentences ever!

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 14 Jan 2007, 10:40, archived)

winner!

( SkUG updated your profile, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 11:46, archived)

sheer
bollocks
(clut, Sun 14 Jan 2007, 16:49, archived)

great quote
One of my favs, have a click for that alone
(lost at the beach, Tue 16 Jan 2007, 0:57, archived)