In my school they did that and someone
nicked the headmistresses handbag and curled a Richard in it and left outside her office
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)

A Richard?
From this point on, all of mine will be called "Richards"
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

from "Richard the Third"..

( munkt0n, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)

Thanks

( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)

Robert Mitchum was expelled
for shitting in a teacher's hat.
( isthisyou?, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

nice

( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

shurely
it was the shit that was expelled?

/duffle
( Spoon, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

ewwww!
the worst we ever did was place a fish in the storage heater for the next year when we left...yum warm fish smell....:(
(Squishie, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

A mate of mine
let off a timed paint bomb in the school common room, you could hear the explosion for miles around
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

My school was next to a TA Centre
Whenever there was a maths test, or some such, the IRA would choose that time to phone the police, claiming they'd planted a bomb. Terrorists, eh?
( Geordie Al, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

i knew it
terrorists are all around us, even in our school classes.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)