my personal fave...
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo
( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:00, archived)

God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see!

( prodigy69 ok Lady..love you..bye bye!!, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:03, archived)

Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass
and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 15 Jan 2007, 18:48, archived)