A play on words and events!


Honestly I am no anti-semite! Some of my best friends are jewish. They'll love this one.
(daveymac99 this tastes like piss and flies, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:45, archived)

I'm jewish and I'm offended by this racialist bullying

( 4dam is slowly edging his way towards 20k. Be scared., Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)

You have wonky eyes.

( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)

You have hippy hair
and you look like you smell funny
( 4dam is slowly edging his way towards 20k. Be scared., Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:47, archived)

Seagulling?
Do you want to be inside the car or outside?
( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)

:)
car cupboard

outside

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seagulling
( 4dam is slowly edging his way towards 20k. Be scared., Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)

"seagulling"
is discussed in this month's Viz - either as jizzing on someone from a "tree, roof or Status Quo hotel balcony", or in the dogging community, to leave your mess on the windscreen...


/read Viz last night blog
( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

I think it can be summarized
as "surprise bukakke"

Damn it! That's why my car's such a mess...
( 4dam is slowly edging his way towards 20k. Be scared., Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:02, archived)

Ooh, different definition.
I heard it as a load of blokes jizzing over your windscreen while you shag in the car...
( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)

Stop watching me!

( 4dam is slowly edging his way towards 20k. Be scared., Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:09, archived)

Don't worry mate, you're perfectly safe.
Unless you've got the 4damparty bed in your car... =D
( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:11, archived)

See, "surprise bukkake" for me
would be the "Spiderman", where one collects the spooge in the palm of the hand and then flings it at the target's face in the manner of the Marvel superhero's web-slingers.

Seagulling should involve height, or a car windscreen, or some other "seagully" element.
( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)

Go web go!

( 4dam is slowly edging his way towards 20k. Be scared., Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:08, archived)

Ah, car windscreen.
www.b3ta.com/board/6746144


Right, now I really must get on with some w*rk. Laters everyone.
( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:09, archived)

wonky eyes

(pirateneddy, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:47, archived)

That... is quite something.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)

Judy looks fit these days

( emvee Dear Claire, sincerely bored of London by the way, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

it's almost, but not quite,
exactly unlike what the Nazi army want.

Woo for you.
( Pedantichrist http://havingapoo.blogspot.com, vasectomy pictures, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)

i think he's got beautiful legs.

( god save the queen if in doubt shop the queen, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)

pfft
is it time for "operation human shield" again?
( pzyko, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)

Pffft!

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)

Arf!
This is funneh :)
( chunderbunny, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)