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# Charlotte never was very good at DIY
(Nacho, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Brilliant!
And you called her Charlotte too! Lovely.
(What's the web called then? Snvordik?)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# It was the only
spider name I could think of
(Nacho, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# boris
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# So
appropriate though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Day One on the leafy verge
Charlotte attempts to set up home with the furniture she's bought from Ikea. However, being the girlie poof that she is she's got no fucking idea how to read DIY instructions and fucks up the web completely. Her good friend Wilbur takes the piss out of her all day. She kills him.
(Nacho, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I love spiders
they give literal meaning to the term 'fuck it and eat it'
(Mattyboy, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Hmmm
funny how they just 'blew away' in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Right
What wicked webs of lies we weave....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# That's discusting
Thats making me itch
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# I'm pleased I don't live
near that field. I spilt a cup of tea all over myself the other day cos there was a spider on my hand and I freaked out. Evil fuckers.
(Nacho, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Personally I hate spiders,
but that is one damn interesting story. Thanks for posting it.
(Dr Wadd, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# thass great
woo for nacho!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# hello Nacho!
The poor thing, the instructions are in imperial measurements and she uses metric.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha!
By the way, that was me round Breel's last night. But I was too pissed and had to go to bed shortly after that photo.
(Nacho, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# aha I thought so, you probably should have gone before that photo
from the look of it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# You looked comfy
enough on the floor :) Evenin' miss!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Hello Witchy and everyone.
Ooh, my dinner's finished being cooked for me, gotta go eat stir fry and rice.....mmmmm
(Nacho, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Nacho Nacho man
I want be a nacho man

/simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# indeed
sing it
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# I can't sing that
cuz I can't get 'I'm a mong and this is my song' out my head.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# brilliant
that's really fucking good
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# She probably lost
that little alan wrench thingie. What's the web called - Snorgrith?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Class
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Just superb
in my oppinion
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# very
good
(Tesal Coil, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# haha
quality!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# I like that, I do.
Ikea instructions are as clear as mud sometimes. My old flatmate spent three hours swearing and cursing a desk he was trying to build until I pointed out that in fact he should try attaching the frame to the table, as shown in the diagram, instead of loose on the floor....
(Glis, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# That's the best thing
since that poem about girls masturbating, whoever did that.
(_, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:31, archived)
# oh erm dunno what you mean
erm, wasn't me. Honest, it wasn't.
(Nacho, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# I can almost see you squirming about.
In embarassment, I mean.

/coat
(_, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# nah, you can't beat a good flick every once in a while.
apparently. so they say.
(Nacho, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Have you considered extending your knowledge of this subject
from the poetic to the visual medium?
(_, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# no
err...just no. no other comment!
(Nacho, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 19:59, archived)