Or a new superhero
Stopping riots with his mighty appendage
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:54, archived)

GLANSOR!
By day, mild mannered reporter Zeke Schlongman works for the Daily Mimsy, but at night, he unzips and battles evil! He beats it hard!
( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:56, archived)