French Homeland Security

( Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)

hahahaa

( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)

Vive!
*waves national flag of a white cross onna white background*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)

Howdo Sir The Hat
you are cordially invited to the following function;

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/7535

ta.
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)

OOH!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)

AAH!
CANTONA?
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)

i'm thoroughly sick of this stereotyping of the french as 'surrenderers'
when they quite clearly were 'collaborators'
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)

perhaps
'both' is the word you're looking for

but then they did stomp all over Europe with Napoleon
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)

And successfully invaded in 1066

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)

just 2 errors in an otherwise unblemished record!
:)

At their current rate, they are due their next victory around the year 2600, so watch out Belgium!
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)

And Joan of Arc effectively kicked the english out of then occupied france

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)

until they burnt her

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)

this^
just because the 'burger eating invasion monkeys' over the pond got upset by france not helping them break the geneva convention

doesn't mean we have to join in

i accept there's always been antipathy towards ourt gallic cousins, but it's only fair we base that on real concerns like their garliccky breath, hairy women and obsession with eating horses
rather than some fictionalised notion of them being scaredy cat poofs
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)

^
This
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)

don't forget the sheep burning farmers!
oh wait, we've got those too...
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)

Ah Micto...I move that you are immediately made supreme
britishland diplomat to all Johnny Foreigner places
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)

*accepts post*
*doesn't stay too long, in case of going too 'slitty eyed'*
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:29, archived)

Viva Le France

( King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)

that's
nothing like this:

www.moonbattery.com/archives/french_homeland_security.gif

then?

/runs
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)

Hmm
looks remarkably similar to me.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)

!

( Mousing, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)

Well spotted.


But I am hungry. Woe is me.

I am drawing an epic: 'The true and full history of hats'.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)

do you know
I live not 10 miles from France's only hat museum
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)

'not 10 miles'
so at some other unspecified distance?
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)

9.8 miles
/multimap
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:42, archived)

*awaits
with baited glee*
( The Neville theroughguidetophp.com - in profile, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)

the low down dirty thief!

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)

I've seen this done before
by Beau I think it was
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)

Nice
every week's compo should be about xenophobia
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)

I'm not phobic about Xena
she gives me trfh!
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)

oh dear, no
Her little lesbo pal however...
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)

Both at once!
In the face!

with a pork sword!
( Hamster Trippin' hates you, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:38, archived)

and a bottle of baby oil
and maybe a couple of sexy dwarves too
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)

hohohoho!
hoots!
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)

ah yes, there is no history of warfare in france

(cumquat may knows nothing. Capice?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)