And successfully invaded in 1066

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)

just 2 errors in an otherwise unblemished record!
:)

At their current rate, they are due their next victory around the year 2600, so watch out Belgium!
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)

And Joan of Arc effectively kicked the english out of then occupied france

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)

until they burnt her

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)

this^
just because the 'burger eating invasion monkeys' over the pond got upset by france not helping them break the geneva convention

doesn't mean we have to join in

i accept there's always been antipathy towards ourt gallic cousins, but it's only fair we base that on real concerns like their garliccky breath, hairy women and obsession with eating horses
rather than some fictionalised notion of them being scaredy cat poofs
( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)

^
This
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)

don't forget the sheep burning farmers!
oh wait, we've got those too...
( Wasp Box, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)

Ah Micto...I move that you are immediately made supreme
britishland diplomat to all Johnny Foreigner places
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)

*accepts post*
*doesn't stay too long, in case of going too 'slitty eyed'*
( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:29, archived)