Both at once!
In the face!

with a pork sword!
( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:38, archived)

and a bottle of baby oil
and maybe a couple of sexy dwarves too
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)