Why is it in cowboy boots?

( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)

because of fashion

( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)

I thought it was skating

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

so did I
But upon closer inspection, the boots were too ornate for skates
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)

silly Weasel
boots not made from cowboy!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

Oh. ok.
*hides human-skin shoes*
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:21, archived)

they're called feet, mate
:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:23, archived)

I wondered why that guy was so sad to part with them

( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:25, archived)

isn't it obvious?

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)

You are too cryptic for 3:30 on a thursday
Save it for tuesdays when I'm at my mental peak
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:22, archived)

its stilletos keep getting snagged in the pavement cracks.

( god save the queen and Rachael Stevens are now friends, sort of, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)

because it's a hooker

( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:43, archived)