I spared you the jingle

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:44, archived)

hahaha hmmmm
horsemeat is good
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all smells of fish, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:46, archived)

( nocturne72, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:51, archived)

I want one!
I'm hungry!!

( SkUG .co.uk sunk your battleship, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:52, archived)

oh holy christ.
/edit: one of the only french words i understood was 'fromage' and i can't think of any logical reason why that would be there.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:46, archived)

the title is
"I love horses
and their meat"

/knows fuck all french, 'cept for some food-related words
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all smells of fish, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:49, archived)

same here.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:50, archived)

Le seinge
means the monkey/ape or something I think

edit: apparently it means 'signature'
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all smells of fish, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:51, archived)

Yeah
The Monkey | The Cheese
( The Coast of Yemen, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:51, archived)

i don't feel at all bad having laughed very hard for the few seconds that i thought that said 'monkeyrape.'

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:52, archived)

haha
the french have words for everything
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all smells of fish, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:53, archived)

Le bouton du fromage
"a nob with cheese"

I think.
( wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:53, archived)

a nob with cheese?

( Dont point it at your face or genitals, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:56, archived)

Surely "a nob of cheese"
Un bouton avec fromage would be a nob with cheese
( The Coast of Yemen, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)

Pants.
I meant nob cheese.

*very sleepy from too much revision*
( wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)

Did you know the company that makes Dairylea is called "Bel Fromage"
Or, "Bel Cheese"
( The Coast of Yemen, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:02, archived)

Fresh!
_{sorry :)}
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:06, archived)

Oof!
I hate that bandwagon with a vengance.
Nice punnage though (:
( wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)

yeah, me too
ive been lurking for ages so ive seen a lot of shit wandbagons come and go, and this is probably the worst of the lot
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

I know what you mean,
I lurked for about a year before i set an account and i set hang around in silence in the corner.
( wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:27, archived)

Pffffffft!
After hearing this and watching the French who wants to a millionaire on the popular page,
im starting to worry about their intelligence.
( wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

I think it's "sange".
But then again I got a D in GCSE French, so don't listen to me.
( foureyes, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)

ooops
yeah, it was ment to be singe, the monky, but my French failed me!

and now I'm to lazy to fix it.
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:03, archived)

haha my french is just as bad as your french :D

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all smells of fish, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

ooh ooh!
I'm in France right now!

Probably why alot of these compo entries are confusing the hell out of me. So...much...franglais
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:52, archived)

le meilleur des animaux?

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:46, archived)

le plus bon de tout les animaux

( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:47, archived)

but the jingle is the best bit!

( SkUG .co.uk sunk your battleship, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:48, archived)

Oh yes!
www.myspace.com/countvanderhoffmusic

check out MOONPIG

/shameless plug

*apologises for myspace*
( Count Vanderhoff remember kids, always use a condor, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:53, archived)

ahah!
is that you who remixed the "i love horses song"?

( SkUG .co.uk sunk your battleship, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)

that is moi indeed.
I don't know what I was thinking.
( Count Vanderhoff remember kids, always use a condor, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:00, archived)

I love that song!
*plays it*


( SkUG .co.uk sunk your battleship, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:03, archived)

wow
you've got some kickass tunes on there, is there any way to download a couple?
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

I can email them if you want, gaz me your email address and I'll send 'em over

( Count Vanderhoff remember kids, always use a condor, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

sorry
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
( Dont point it at your face or genitals, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:49, archived)

the lack of
www.deagostini.fr/aimeleschevaux/ is what makes France an uninhabitable place.

And I hit reload by mistake with the speakers at full blast. Lethal!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:52, archived)

You got my hopes up there

( The Coast of Yemen, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:54, archived)

Haw hee haw c'est tre bon
*cleekz*
( wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:51, archived)

I fucking love horses, me

( The Coast of Yemen, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:52, archived)

I'm so glad those words are arranged in that order.

(Astatine, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:59, archived)

I don't speak a word of french but still found this hilarious!
*clicks*
( Ghostwriter wants more Rape Bear, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:53, archived)

J'aime ceci!

( foureyes, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 22:55, archived)

hehehehe

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:07, archived)

Le arf
C'est magnifique! *le click*
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 23 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)