I know strictly speaking it's not an advert but...
It speaks the truuuuuuuuth

From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 787 entries (closed)

( shavedchimp something something oranges something, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)

hahahahaha
fab. i can't stand that show, it is one of the few things on television i actually find offensive.
( mikeisbrill, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)

it's good to offend though
and these working class types can be soooo scruffy and smelly don't you think?
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)

I hate povos
I've got lots of money me.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

i shall cancel my
cheque to the b3ta fund then, you are abviously rolling in filthy lucre.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)

nah.
I just wanted to use the word "povos" because it makes me laugh.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)

cheque will be uncancelled
shortly (most probly at the end of the month when i have some money)
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)

i like
watching you've been framed just so i can see them fall over.
( stouffer, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)

I liked the news story
after someone made a complaint. ITV said that they showed enough of the clips to prove that nobody got really hurt. ITN screened the story with repeated clips of a five-year-old being smacked in the face with a door.
I laughed till I hurt.
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)

I love them, quality entertainment
as was Anne what'serface telling some bird she had saggy tits on the weakest link last night. (I actually felt sorry for the bird though)
( Banana, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

I love them too.
I do think it's a bit harsh my sister got two copies of that book for Christmas, though.

*snigger*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)

both
from you?
( isthisyou?, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)

nope!
Just the one from me. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)

once thought
they were on granada style or some such cable shite and the thin one was wearing a top that revealed her nips whenever she bent over. i liked it anyway. mornin' all.
( stouffer, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

I clearly misread that...
I was thinking "How can a top hat reveal her nips?"
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)

hahahah
that made me laugh
( mikeisbrill, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)

two words
screen captures?
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)

I hate them
it was from idiots like them that the internet needed saving. Do you remember their online business? They spunked millions - and walked away with their own TV show.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)

what are you wearing?

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

chanel number 5
.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)

Poor man's ITV
oh chanel 5.

Yoink!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)

these are the jokes folks

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)

i am wearing
jeams and a t-shirt and a belt and some boxers and some socks and some shoes and some glasses and a watch and an expression of distaste.
( mikeisbrill, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)

Well
Said. When will people realise that striving
to look a certain way, or give off a certain
impression to other people just isn't going
to ultimately make you happy.
( Collatallie Sisters, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)

what's happiness got to do with it?
we're TV vampires.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)

*strips off clothes*
Away you shackles of insecurity!
( Banana, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)

Fnurgh...
** frantically tries to connect to www.bananacam.com **
( JustHere, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:04, archived)

Never knew they had a business on the internet
I did wonder why people should accept what they say as some kind of gurus of taste.

That said, the people on the show need all the help they can get.
( Craymen, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)

type "Ready 2 Shop" into google
for their dirty past.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)

but its all down to a clever selection process
designed to make them look good...

Didn't they get drugged and robbed at Cannes last year?
( gurningchimp, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)

indeed they did
and i pawned the lot of it, made a fortune.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)

I would
though
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)

Eeeeewwwww!
unclean!
( gurningchimp, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)

Come on
if they swapped tits......
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)

well
as long as it was nice clean stitching with little scar tissue.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)

heh!

( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

hahahahahaha!

( munkt0n, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)

that is quite possibly...
..my new favourite thing in the world.
(krull, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)

your name
is quite simply excellent.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)