ock action!

( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:06, archived)

that's the biggest muff I've ever seen

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)

Naaa
They're have a threesome with Chubbacca.
( riverghost No man is an island, apart from the Isle of Man, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)

RAAAAAAAAAAWWWR

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)

Let the wookie rim

( riverghost No man is an island, apart from the Isle of Man, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)

haha
tea everywhere, you bastard
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)

Was it milky?
You like it that way doncha! Huh? Huh?
( riverghost No man is an island, apart from the Isle of Man, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)

Aah yes, excellent
Cover it with science


( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:09, archived)

yes
all you're SCIeNCE belong to us
( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)

painting your own toenails is really difficult.
especially if your little toe insists on being on it's side like mine.


Er, yes.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)

can't you just
turn your foot a bit?
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)

Well yes, but then I smudge the other toes.
The last time I painted my toenails I was sat spread eagled on the kitchen floor like some crippled goose and I STILL managed to fuck it all up.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)

do they not do stick on nails for feet?

( Afinkawan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)

If they do, I'm not wearing them. That just sounds too odd.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)

Arf!
Maybe I've found a gap in the market, a brand new thing that women haven't yet been convinced they need.


Edit: Perhaps not...

www.walgreens.com/store/product.jsp?CATID=100336&navAction=jump&navCount=1&id=prod2195447

although the results seem to vanish when you set it to only search UK webpages.
( Afinkawan, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)

*hides*

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:32, archived)

don't wear open toed shoes

( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post232142, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)

Pfft, this summer I shall eb all about 50s style sundresses and peep toed slingbacks.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)