mull

( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)

did the earth move for you as well?
*lights ciggie*
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

ris?

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

bottom of the pic looks a bit like a knob/ball sack ...and it's rising

( mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

oh
ok
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)

its the old ITC thing
Of only being allowed to show a willy on TV if its at a lower angle than the mull of kintyre
(a man called donkey Was meant to be working on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)

Hahaha

( mofaha : hysterical and useless, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)

boioioioioioioiong!
woo
( mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

Why am I looking at your planet?

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)

is there an image hidden that i can't see or did "the earth move"?

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)

bottom middle.
cock.



That is all.
( chenobble resist confectionary-based oppression, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

Look at the knob shaped islands

(a man called donkey Was meant to be working on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

I think this is supposed to be it

( mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)

tenuous methinks...
:)
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)

O'REILLY?

( mofaha : hysterical and useless, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)

hahahahah

( mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)

why are you replying to yourself?
/stirring
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)

you might ask yourself the same question
:P
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

heh

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

don't you mean
'/obvious'
( mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

i know you are, but what am i?

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

mugatu

( mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

aaaaaargh!
*dyes hair*
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

but you are a ging anyway!

( mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)

It's the 3 M'sketeers!

( chenobble resist confectionary-based oppression, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

Actually its a man being chased by a dinosaur


Then he's caught and thrown into the air

*edit* Worst euphemism ever
( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)

haha

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

haha

( mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

Heheh reminds me of

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)

rolfaroo and a koala

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

OK:P

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)

pffft

( mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)

Why is Europe Blushing...
The Tart Loves it Really...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

often when a woman reaches orgasm a flushed red patch will appear on her chest for a few seconds.
Or it could be blushing.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)

that can soon be remedied with a shower of spunk

( mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)

it's bruising....
where i have to hold them down!
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)

That's why the rest of us civilised people
Get a friend to hold them down for us. You can take turns that way.
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)

And then one of you can be the look out while the other chucks the body into the Thames.
magic.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)

that process is best conducted at several intervals over a period of a week

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

what so put body in car, wait a day. drive onto bridge, wait a day. put body on barrier, wait a day
THEN tip?

I'd be far too scared of the po-lice.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

Ha reminds me of a local paper story in the Camden Weekly Journel
Body found in seven big bags in Camden Lock.

Police unsure of cause of death.
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)

maybe her boyfriend broke up with her and she FELL TO PIECES!
arf!
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)

fuck it... i think you're a hoot!

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:40, archived)

hahahahaha

( Count Vanderhoff Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:29, archived)

NO!
Being a good old fashioned Londoners we'd only use out extensive and wonderful collection of canals!
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

But then you'll attract whales
They are drawn to the scent of rape victims

Ninja-Edit before someone notices a dropped C
(a man called donkey Was meant to be working on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

hahahahahaha

( mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

Ohhh.. Women have Orgasms...?
*Writes in Notebook*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)

All the women I've played with.
_*pimp*
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)

You must be good at tennis...

/Widest-of-wide-eyed-innocents.org
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

do you approach the sausage and oyster buffet with a large plate?

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

I do.
To be honest, I'm more of a seafood fan, but I'll have a sausage if it's a particularly nice one.

I'm....er...marrying a sausage.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

that could be a mistake
i'd counsel marrying a human
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)

Pfft, humans have 'opinions' and 'feelings' and 'restraining orders'

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

you don't hear people going on about "sausage rights"
treat 'em mean!
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

exactly.

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)

sausage black pudding

;)
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)

:D are you being a racialist?
He is my black pudding, I suppose. Even if he is only half black.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

i'm not a racismalist... i like all of the breakfast foods...
:)
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)

hahahahah
tea, meet keyboard
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

not really...
its a myth... like the g-spot... or this equality thing.... silly wimmins!
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)

G-Spot?
*Rubbing head manically*
Equality...?

Hmmm... Seems I should go outside more often...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)

especially so
If its your head youve been rubbing.

Try a couple of lubed fingers up your tradesmans
(a man called donkey Was meant to be working on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

I Tried that.. Neither of the Tradesmen were best Pleased...
Hmmm... But they were gas Fitters...
Would Electricians be more appropriate?
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)

:)
tradesmans tradesman's
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)

Their you go
I new a pedant couldnt resist.

Your the one to be called a pedant
(a man called donkey Was meant to be working on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)

*melts*

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)

he he
it works in so many ways, well 2. but woo anyway
( naD, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)

I stayed on an RAF base right where the Japs eye would be
About 14 years ago.
(a man called donkey Was meant to be working on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)

Haha
I forget what country that is, but it wins the subliminal cock prize for being on the euro
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)

its western Scotland

(a man called donkey Was meant to be working on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)

I see - my mistake.
Hurrah for cock-shaped landmasses!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)

you mean Kintyre
Mull is the vaguely '3'-shaped island to the northwest

Mull of Kintyre is your bell-end

/pedant
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)

I always wondered
what that song was about.
( cowfoot pulls up to the bumper, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

it's about how Linda could never get him up
so he had to think about Jane Asher and her cakes instead
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)

Don't we all?

( cowfoot pulls up to the bumper, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)