That's why the rest of us civilised people
Get a friend to hold them down for us. You can take turns that way.
( riverghost Heather Mills. Tescos value Rick Allen, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)

And then one of you can be the look out while the other chucks the body into the Thames.
magic.
( Captain Wow, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)

that process is best conducted at several intervals over a period of a week

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

what so put body in car, wait a day. drive onto bridge, wait a day. put body on barrier, wait a day
THEN tip?

I'd be far too scared of the po-lice.
( Captain Wow, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

Ha reminds me of a local paper story in the Camden Weekly Journel
Body found in seven big bags in Camden Lock.

Police unsure of cause of death.
( riverghost Heather Mills. Tescos value Rick Allen, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)

maybe her boyfriend broke up with her and she FELL TO PIECES!
arf!
( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)

fuck it... i think you're a hoot!

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:40, archived)

hahahahaha

( Count Vanderhoff http://www.b3ta.com/links/Jingle_With_Bells_On, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:29, archived)

NO!
Being a good old fashioned Londoners we'd only use out extensive and wonderful collection of canals!
( riverghost Heather Mills. Tescos value Rick Allen, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

But then you'll attract whales
They are drawn to the scent of rape victims

Ninja-Edit before someone notices a dropped C
(a man called donkey Was meant to be working on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

hahahahahaha

( mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)