Bumping Uglies...


Feel free to complain to your MP about this shoddy pun...
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 16:58, archived)

I Like her...
...and think she's Cute and Not at all Ugly...

But maybe low standards are a survival mechanism in my species
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 16:59, archived)

I actually find the whole premise of the show offensive.
You take a gorgeous woman and fit her with glasses, braces for her teeth and unconventional clothing and all of a sudden she's ugly. Still, maybe that's the whole point of the show? Still it's not funny and you just know that in the end it's just going to be another shallow "ugly duckling becomes beautiful swan" story.

End of rant...
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:02, archived)

this^^

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

Is not the premise
To "She's All That" as well
( SexFace You're all cunts, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

Yeah, but...
...She's All That has Rachel Leigh Cook in it.
:D
( Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:12, archived)

Can't watch it myself.. Even though I like her...
American shows are so shiny at the moment they look like they've been laminated...

Everything is desperate Housewives...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:04, archived)

That was American Beauty's fault
Beautiful film but unfortunately ever since people have been trying to replicate it in comedy dramas.
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

Thora Birch
has really manky tits
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:12, archived)

I lurve...
"Heroes" and "The Lost Room"
(sneaky bittorrenting)
( Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:25, archived)

HEROES RAWKS!
And it starts over here on scifi 19th feb.

71
( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:31, archived)

Yep this
Not so much the show, but the adverts were annoying - a bunch of stunning models in glasses and braces
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:05, archived)

She doesn't become beautiful
That's the point.
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:05, archived)

But she is on the inside or something
I've seen the photos
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

put down that speculum

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:12, archived)

MAKE ME!1

( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:16, archived)

I actually quite like it
It's the first american "comedy show" that I have been able to watch for a long time.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:09, archived)

don't think
they're going with the swan angle
just to mess with peoples' (americans') heads
(cs192 supports Aunty Dave the Hat's protest, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:02, archived)

She's TV ugly.
ie: not blonde and in glasses.
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:02, archived)

She'll take of the glasses eventaully for the:
'Why Miss Jones... you're Beautiful' Moment...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:06, archived)

Yep
And glasses wearers everywhere will cower in shame.

*sigh*
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:08, archived)

I'm a Spec Face...
And glasses are Cute.. (On Girls)
End of...

Of course they make us chaps look nerdy and Weak... (Or something, see Mr Muscle ad for details)
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:09, archived)

I fucking love my glasses
Without them I would be very much not like me.

And you are wrong. Proof - Rivers Kuomo.

Mmmmmm
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:11, archived)

Hahaha...
Come on Rivers is a Nice looking chap.. But he does look Nerdy...

C'Mon.... You know it's true.. You want to go to the Library with him and study rare types of beetle... Maybe hold hands in the reference section
(If you're feeling particularly Racey)
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:14, archived)

Nerdys all good, in my opinion.
Plus theyre generally much nicer sorts of chaps.
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:16, archived)

It'a about time Nerd and Geek were reclaimed...
God Damn it.. We're on B3ta.. We all da Nerds!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:20, archived)

glasses on girls can be all teh sexy.

( Count Vanderhoff katie doolan has a bladder infection, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:12, archived)

oh noes I am TV UGLY

( GrandmaOfShoes was the creator of envolve, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

But I'd bet you'd make a gorgeous TV

( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

transvestite?
 
( fross Read your email on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:11, archived)

obviously

( Count Vanderhoff katie doolan has a bladder infection, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:14, archived)

i dunno, could stick an aerial on your head
and put you in a wooden cabinet

i'm sure there's an internet forum for such fetishists already
( fross Read your email on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:15, archived)

We best run and hide in the forests
The badgers will accept us.
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:10, archived)

nor orange or inflatable
( the.jokl is going way too fast with both eyes closed, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

Hahaha

( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:09, archived)

And also not built like a twig

(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:10, archived)

Yes, this
Its scary, most hollywood stars and supermodels look like little boys.
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:13, archived)

I was going to reply,
but the nail has already been hit firmly on the head by the replies above...
( Count Vanderhoff katie doolan has a bladder infection, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:06, archived)

I think she's actually really gorgeous. Did anyone see her on the red carpet?
Glorious- good curves. And great smile too.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 16:59, archived)

She is Pretty...
Maybe I just like her characters awkwardness...

Hmmm... Shyness...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

She's just so nice. She seems nice IRL too.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:04, archived)

IRL?
hahahahahaha

ASL? IMMEONEELEVENTY!!!1111
( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:06, archived)

I'm typing fast, because I'm quite busy.
And now I'm off because I'm very busy, so you won't have to deal with any more acronyms. Happy?
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:12, archived)

hahahahhahahahahaha
LOLOLOLZOMG1!11!
( TomD Howdy!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:24, archived)

She's a member of a Irish republican paramilitary splinter group???













*possibly not
( Count Vanderhoff katie doolan has a bladder infection, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:10, archived)

Shyness is nice...

( mofaha : fuck you all, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

and shyness can stop you...
From doing all the things you'd like to...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:08, archived)

and
shyness can stop you

damn I'm just too slow
( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:09, archived)

BUT
It may perhaps prevent you from doing all the things in life that you would like to
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:09, archived)

this^^

( prodigy69 unabaling to be distributing the monies to you, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:03, archived)

http://cdn.hfpa.org/slideimages/page_4551168912860.jpg
gorgeous.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

Ooooh.... Pretty...
But I Miss the Glasses...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:12, archived)

To the Right Hon. Frank Dobson MP
Sir,

I was disgusted to see an animation depicting the popular turn of phrase "bumping uglies" on the website www.b3ta.com today. May I respectfully suggest that you raise this issue the next time you are in the House.

Yours sincerely etc.

emvee
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:01, archived)

FRANK DOBSON IN THE HIZZZZZZOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:02, archived)

America Ferrera's cute :)

( prodigy69 unabaling to be distributing the monies to you, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:02, archived)

she just happens
to have a daft name
( the.jokl is going way too fast with both eyes closed, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:04, archived)

haha yup :)

( prodigy69 unabaling to be distributing the monies to you, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:04, archived)

Hullo Prodgy :)

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

'ello meester :)

( prodigy69 unabaling to be distributing the monies to you, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:12, archived)

*Adds self to list of people who think she's cute*
*Curses popular culture for the unrealistic standards it sets for women*
*Expects to get laid for being so sensitive*
(sabre-tooth monkey and i refuse to put anything funny in the sig..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:05, archived)

"I'm a Radical Feminist...
You've got to be these days if you want to get your end away"

Paul-Calf.org.tv
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:07, archived)

There's no point being sensitive.
Women still love bastards.
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:11, archived)

i concur with what everyone else says about this subject
although i loved my braces after wearing them for a while
and i need glasses
( TopUpTheTea www.bmycharity.com/tuttRunsNorth, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:12, archived)

LOVE IT!
good stuff!
( The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)