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( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:39, archived)

hahahahaha
they should call them Lays in this country. Far better than 'walkers crisps'
( mugatu, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:40, archived)

Lays crisps here
are foul.
I import Walkers crips and they taste infinitely better.

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:42, archived)

They occupy a similar quality threshold as Hershey's chocolate.
/swiss chocolate fan
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:43, archived)

god that stuff is vile
it tastes like sick

how do Americns eat it?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)

An absence of affordable choice
And Saturation Marketing.

Oh dear, I think we have that account.....Oooops!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)

*Brandishes crucifix & garlic*

( Sea Tramp the white-hot potato elephant in the room, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:47, archived)

feck right off - I warned you about that at the Derby bash.
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:49, archived)

What did I miss?

( Dixon the Dixon has landed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:49, archived)

My disreputable job
in a certain industry of which trampy is not a fan.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:51, archived)

You are a legalised vampire?
/Hancock
( Dixon the Dixon has landed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:53, archived)

Well, I would have happily bitten your neck, darlin'
*flounces around preposterously*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)

Well, Mr Bawls is awfully tall and good looking, you know....

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)

so am i!*

*heavily photoshopped
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

Grunty openly confessed!
*liked him regardless*
( Sea Tramp the white-hot potato elephant in the room, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:53, archived)

*mwah*
Love you too!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:54, archived)

*intrigued*
What industry?
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)

Edit: on second thoughts - I'd better not
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)

Mind control?

( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

I Demand an Idea!
(Oooh you proper Grown up, you)
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

:) You must be f'in kidding
/mental age of 12 blog
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:02, archived)

Ah but my job is...
Pushing Matchsticks into Play Doh...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:09, archived)

want to swap?
They let you fly 1st Class!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:13, archived)

I don't know.. I'm now Senior Executive of Play Doh Affairs...
For the European Head Office...

Might be a step down...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:17, archived)

trust me, this place is a step down from Assistant Toilet Cleaner

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:19, archived)

*whittles stake*

( Sea Tramp the white-hot potato elephant in the room, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

steady, you

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)

"Our mission is to become a Category of One"
hnggg bleeeeeuuugh
( chenobble, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:03, archived)

I know..... I know.
Don't blame me, please.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)

Don't worry
I've worked on a few adverts in my time, so I'm guilty by association.
( chenobble, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:13, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha
That is a Mission Statement!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:11, archived)

With smiles on their chubby faces!

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)

because they don't know any better

( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)

^This
It's like flavoured lard.

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:47, archived)

and tastes slightly of sick


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)

sounds lovely o_O

( mugatu, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

I don't like walkers crisps anyway to be honest. You don;t get many in a bag, and they are a bit greasy.
I'm not a big crisp fan anyway though. Although I love Kettle Chips.
( mugatu, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:43, archived)

KETTLE CHIPS!!
truly the ambrosia of the gods
( Just Flange - the other black guy on B3ta, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:45, archived)

Got to love root vegetable crisps!
They're great. Especially the beetroot ones.
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:47, archived)

oh YES
Pumpkin crips are ace too.. OOh Ooh parsnip crips are heavenly!

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:53, archived)

yes
a world without parsnips is a world without love
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)

pars
( mugatu, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)

i loves the kettle chips.
we buy it at ikea, of all places.
( Mr. Johnson, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)

PRINZESSIN TORTE FOR TEH WIN!!!

( Dixon the Dixon has landed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:48, archived)

you have to eat this stuff, if they still sell it (they don't sell it over here anymore)
www.jensenco.no/getfile.php/153552.617/daim_apple-passion2.jpg

it has the most delicious creme inside.
( Mr. Johnson, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)

ooh they do and yes it's delicious
It comes with a free syringe full of insulin
( Dixon the Dixon has landed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:51, archived)

pffft!

( Mr. Johnson, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:54, archived)

kettles with red wine
followed by Green & Blacks chocolate
*writes shopping list for tonight*
( Geoff the Clownfish is depending. I'm at the deep-end., Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:48, archived)

Sure
Walkers aren't the best but I was comparing them to Lays.
I just import what sells the most.

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:54, archived)

I'd love to visit your shop :D

( mugatu, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

^these!!!!
they are teh best!!1
( TomD Howdy!, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)

hahaha
EDIT: she has big norks
( TomD Howdy!, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:41, archived)

you set us up the bomb
:D
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:43, archived)

*spluffs*

( mugatu, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)

For great justice!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)

What you say!

( pzyko, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)

bir ROUND norks
yumyum
( Just Flange - the other black guy on B3ta, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)

Wot a class *Edit*, sir
LOL, right there.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)

someone had to say it
:D i'm glad it was me
( TomD Howdy!, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)

hahaha

( mediocre so young & so 1337, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:49, archived)

I'll give you a Classic Lay Love...
OOh.. That's more Romantic than Owt That...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:41, archived)

Rohypnol in her beer helps

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:42, archived)

I'm not sure it's needed
Monkey beer: not for the ladies!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)

one sip of monkey beer and she'll be on her back

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:47, archived)

her ankles fetchingly tucked behind her ears

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:48, archived)

'nin Dave
But is that Monkey Beer
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:47, archived)

I dunno
It could be Monkey Beer Xtra, thassin bottles


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:49, archived)

You wouldn't give Monkey Beer Xtra to a girl
Not if you were any sort of a gentleman
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:53, archived)

*Buys 50 Crates*
Hehehehehe
Its like Rohypnol.. But they twitch more...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)

depends if you like making sweet love
in a big pool of vomit or not

4
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:48, archived)

HA!
My step-brother boked all over his girlfriend whilst they were having a quiet romantic shag
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)

Delightful!
Nothing like projectile fun to heighten the mood

3
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:54, archived)

*gets excited*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)

Very much out David
Hold your breath, here it comes...

1
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)

*breathes in*

( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)

Strangely enough
she decided that they weren't suited :)
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)

How do you know!?
Were you watching?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)

It was the sight of Bunster
bashing away in the corner that made his step-brother chuck!

2
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
to quote Mr Bawls "Office LOL"
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)

*shudders*
He admitted it quite openly and as he was a Jolly Jack Tar at the time I saw no reason to disbelieve him
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)

haha
classic!
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:45, archived)

"Darling, let's skip the lovemaking and get straight to the crisps..."
The key to my heart.
(Salt 'n' Vinegar, Spicy Nik Naks or Worcester Sauce French Fries in particular. Or Black Country pork scratchings, but she's a bloody veggie)
( Sea Tramp the white-hot potato elephant in the room, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)

You charmer, you.
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:48, archived)

Sea Tramp = 65% potato, 30% vegetable oil, 4% flavourings, 1% sheer tumescent, throbbin' love.
Not cheap at 46p a bag.
( Sea Tramp the white-hot potato elephant in the room, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)

*price checks in Lidl*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)

Lidl? LIDL?
And just WHAT are you suggesting there?
*huffs*
*flounces*
( Sea Tramp the white-hot potato elephant in the room, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)

*buys cheap import*
*savours Vagabundo Del Mar*
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)