Sadly, this is not even edited.


From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:15, archived)

TOUCH IT
(assuming it's ham)

Edit: Just noticed the sign in the background... probably not ham... but read the FAQ anyway.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:16, archived)

I was thinking
"lamb toucher"

but I think it may be cow

dunno, I only ever see it staring at me in fields with its skin on or as tasty nutritious cutlets in a sea of rich brown fluid
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:18, archived)

I'm glad I don't have any friends that are cows
cos I have a similar problem, I just wouldnt recognise them without their skin, perhaps unknowingly eating a friend...

I dont have the same problem with sheep tho. THAT would be embarrassing.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:23, archived)

you recognise sheep from their cutlets?
You strike both fear and intrigue into me

:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:26, archived)

I never forget the shape of a sheep's thigh
they're like fingerprints.

Except they're sheep-thighs.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:29, archived)

hahahaha
I think I love you!

:D

hahahahahaha
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:31, archived)

And they usually have bruises in the shape of your hands on them
You shouldn't grip so tight.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:34, archived)

ROCKY XII...?
...or XIII...?
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:18, archived)

there are a number of euphemisms that could apply here.
the one that came to my mind was that this fellow is "beating his meat".
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:22, archived)

I grant you, it is a humourous picture.
The point is, pictures should be shopped.
If you had drawn a little CDC somewhere on the pic, it would be passable. As it is, it's not your own work. It's simply a photo of a guy punching a cow.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:24, archived)

"It's simply a photo of a guy punching a cow."
I find this phrase amusing

Cow-Punchers! roaming the land

punching cows at every opportunity!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:33, archived)

Careful now
Down with this sort of thing
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:36, archived)

Darren: That fucking cow-corpse is looking at me.
Sharon: Leave it, Daz, jus leave it.
Darren: He's fucking looking at me like he's thinks he's IT. Oi, cow-corpse, you fucking looking at me/ my bird / my pint?
Sharon: Leave it, Daz, it ain't worth it.
Darren: *punches dead cow*
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:42, archived)

"COW PUNCHERS"
Gotta Punch them all!

"If I punch this cow I can get to the next league and join the champion cow punchers!"
"But Ash! That's a Milking Shorthorn! You aren't ready!"
"I know I can do it!"
"HAHAH I AM THE EVIL PERSON IN THIS SERIES, I WISH YOU LUCK IN YOUR ATTEMPT AT PUNCHING THE MILKING SHORTHORN" *smiles menacingly and flaps cape around*
"Hah! You don't scare me!!!"
"ASH!! Noooo!!!"
-credits roll with music-
COW PUNCHERS!
GOTTA PUNCH THEM ALL
COW PUNCHERS!
LET'S PUNCH A HAPPY COW CORPSE AND MAKE COW TIME!
YEAH!!! BUY THE PLASTIC COW TOYS AND PLAYING CARDS
COW-PUN-CHERSSSS!!!!!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:53, archived)

I'll trade you a Jersey and a Welsh Black
for your Highland
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:59, archived)

ok, but I want your Meuse Rhine Yssel
I'll give you two Parthenais
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:12, archived)

pffft no chance, Parthenais are soooo common
but I'll go for it if you throw in that Hungarian Grey
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:15, archived)

lol
you want a Hungarian Ghey!

hahaha haha!!

I'm tellin!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)

meanie

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:33, archived)

hehe
:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:39, archived)

hahahaha
I love you too.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:04, archived)

silly butcher!
you are not rocky balboa!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:17, archived)

Stampa-Stampa!
Wait, its not horse meat?
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:21, archived)

do the other dance!

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:31, archived)

Why am I looking at your butcher?

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:41, archived)

Come on, don't compo stuff that isn't edited

it is not The WAY™
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 9:53, archived)

Well if it's not edited
DON'T FUCKING POST IT!

/b3ta blog
( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Sat 27 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 11:11, archived)