The only thing you forgot was the
men-love-my-tits-until-they-see-them-so-they-snog-me-and-then-fuck-off-like-bastards-ness of having massive tits.
( Amerella, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)

that
is also a good point.

"Degree in Astrophysics Love? That's nice - now cop us another grope of yer tits yeah?"
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

sexist.
but we are all bastards I suppose.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

not all of you.
Large breasts do seem to have an extraordinary gravitational pull for wankers, though.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

there is a very crass joke I could make,
based on that statement.

But I wont.

: )
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

And, to be fair,
there are very very very few men who've never been mesmerised by a random pair of breasts.
( Amerella, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

not even woth commenting on that generalisation
.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

That happens to my amply-endowed housemate all the time
Idiot neanderthal blokes bullshitting on. Most of them shut up when they realise she earns twice what they do ;-)
( bob dinosaur, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

In that case,
she's one of the lucky ones ;)
( Amerella, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)