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[challenge entry] I'm so hungry now

(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Wales?

(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:36, archived)
# in the
fucking thames!?
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:55, archived)
# AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH....'mercan bacon...no

(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I know!
but i spent too fucking long trying to find appetising-looking normal bacon
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)
# did you try googling
appetising-looking normal bacon (UK and Danish sites only)

edit: Safe search on
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:42, archived)
# yeh, i did try honest
I typed

bacon

back bacon

english bacon

They all looked like bits of mucky labia.
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:44, archived)
# try danish bacon



edit: *smiles*
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:46, archived)
# too late now.
you're stuck with merkin bacon.

Eat and shut your face.

Edit: *grimaces and walks back to the kitchen to softly weep into a dishcloth*
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:48, archived)
# phwoooooar

(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Where's the ghee?

(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)
# mixed into the beans

(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Nyom nyom nyom,
Tasteeey!
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Duke of Prunes will love this!

(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:38, archived)
# he can have it
I'll look out for him tomorrow
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Bah!
Now you've made me hungry!

*grumps*
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Lovely bit of sausage

(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Just as I was feeling hungry as well :)

(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 22:41, archived)